Eh?

Is there a special place they are taken to have a cup of tea, a biscuit and a nice chat or are they put in a big hole in the ground full of flakeouts, covered in puke and ranting wildly?

Does anybody have any good flake out stories?

its ok



she will be on hand just incase

We can sing a little song together. And she can poke my poo.

haha that show is rank init, but the fat lazy bastards always love her by the end

i actually do have a good flake out story, my friends a bit of a nutjob really and one night said nutjob was flaking out, he was totally fine but was talking himself into hysterics so an ambulance gets phonned for him. ambulance arrives and the guys trying to calm my friend down, find out what the problem is

my mate "yes its like everything just going wrong like i cant control my body"

ambulance man "how so?"

my mate "just everything man, its too mad"

ambulance man "well can u give me an example?"

my mate slight pause "yes its like right now my right foot is totally burning up an i cant control it

ambulance man "your foots on the radiotor"

nutjob

haha. Good story. But do we know what happens at glade.

theres a first aid tent, and the id spiral is a chill out tent

There's a sort of "safe zone" that the stewards will guide you to if you are really losing it, I'm told they give you a cup of tea.

SunburnedCactus wrote:There's a sort of "safe zone" that the stewards will guide you to if you are really losing it, I'm told they give you a cup of tea.

Yeah but it's crap and they never had any sugar!

SiCo wrote:

SunburnedCactus wrote:There's a sort of "safe zone" that the stewards will guide you to if you are really losing it, I'm told they give you a cup of tea.

Yeah but it's crap and they never had any sugar!

Sounds like somebody has a story, or did you just go to steal some tea?

ernestrome wrote:

SiCo wrote:

SunburnedCactus wrote:There's a sort of "safe zone" that the stewards will guide you to if you are really losing it, I'm told they give you a cup of tea.

Yeah but it's crap and they never had any sugar!

Sounds like somebody has a story, or did you just go to steal some tea?

I was tempted.

Yeh!!!! you mean the WELLfare tent! absolutly mental

we all went in there around 6 in the morning on sunday and had a cuppa.bloke in there was really cool.

slept in a nice bed too, until some lady working there kicked me and my girlfriend out because someone needed it.

the sound of the generator was well phat too.sounded like the most mental breakcore ive ever heard in my life!!!!!!!!

portable power selecta !

Gabba Roslin wrote: the WELLfare tent!

You've seen the Ali G interview of Tony Benn and I claim my five pounds.

I always seemed to end up in the Samaritans tent at Glastonbury..... Mainly becuase they will sit and listen to you no matter what crap you spouting

SiCo wrote:I always seemed to end up in the Samaritans tent at Glastonbury..... Mainly becuase they will sit and listen to you no matter what crap you spouting

I've been there! I loved those people. No matter how trivial the problem - mine was about dropping a hotdog or something, I forget exactly - they'll listen for hours.

A good place to go once the music stops.