Good Afternoon to all Glade goers..

This was my first glade and my first festival bar creamfields last year and what can i say, What a fantastic atmosphere. Everybody I spoke too over the weekend was just brilliant. One thing has been on my mind and im not sure if i was just trippin out or not but somebody please clear this up for me!!!

On Saturday morning, (must have been the crack of dawn maybe between 4-6) In the quiet campsite somebody got on a megaphone and said "lets go and kill some f**ing ducks!!!). and "MEEEGGGAAA PHHHOOONNNEEE). I was sat outside of my tent and the sky was perfect, not 1 cloud, glorious sunshine.

Somebody must have shared this experiance with me, because it was probably the most beautiful morning ever!!

Peace

Matt

On the shuttle bus going back to Thatcham on Monday morning, there was a guy sat at the back with one which he used to announce, "It's Ketamine time!". Bearing in mind that this was about 8 in the morning, we all assumed it was a joke. Turned out he meant it!

i remember someone randomly shouting "has anyone got any ketamine for sale" through a megaphone on monday morning

Ah, just noticed the auto-replace thing, probably for the best. Obviously there's nothing unusual about cereal at 8am - 'cereal' on the other hand...

did anyone here the bloke on thursday night screaming at the top of his lungs: 'WHERE ARE FUUUCCKING NEEEEDLES!! I NEED MY NEEEDLLES!!' for about 5 minutes before falling into a tent and promptly not saying another word

hahah thats funny, Im sure some bloke was shouting "LETS GO AND KILL SOME FU**in ducks!!" Although, i was pritty messy at the time, sure it was Saturday morning just as the sun came up, any1 remember?

Yes the megaphone provided some comedy gold

Yea, I know the guy you mean - he was camped a short way from us in the "quiet" area. We were greatly amused to hear him annoying other campers nearby by shouting "DING DONG" every few minutes each morning. On Friday he had us in stitches at 8am with his cries of "Ketermeen Breakfurrrrst" in an outrageous french accent. This went on most of the weekend til Sunday when we heard him going "Oh no - I've lost my voice". We realised what he had meant later that evening when I heard him back on the megaphone announcing to everyone "I have Batturries"

The guy wasn't even French.

Made us laugh though - especially when a lass nearby threatened to have him evicted from the campsite.

ha ha jokes....anyone who camped near us (just past the Rabbit Hole on the right) might have heard our constant chants of

KRISS AKABUSI!


MC Sharkey was camping with us and apparently some random stopped him on Friday night and started ranting on to him about how much he loves Kriss Akabusi......queue the catchphrase for the weekend!

I think this guy may have been in action in the field on Sunday evenign while we were tractor queueing. Thought he had taxed it from a steward. Certainly brought some welcome light relief.

On Sunday night at about 4am or so we heard "Uhhhh.....*crackle*.....this is your fuckin' leader".