muppet wrote:N2O wrote:Another one of the things that I managed to completely miss, first naked purpole bloke and now this!!! :!:
I bet you missed the bloke with the bell too.

For the benefit of those who missed the Bloke With The Bell incident, this is what happened.
There was a bunch of lads camped a few tents away, most of whom were all right but they'd brought a knobhead with them (there's always one, right?

). He thought it would be a really good idea to bring a big handbell to ring and ring and ring, just to annoy everybody.
Ring-a-ring-ring, ring-ring-ring. You get the idea. After about 20 minutes of this, some people had gone from detached bemusement to having visions of said bloke with a tuned metal object crammed up where the sun doesn't shine.
Fortunately he goes away for a pee or something and when he comes back his mates have had the decency to hide his bell. Bliss.
Then he finds it again. Ring-a-ring-ring. More seething and sighs around the camp, then Ping! Thud! He's only gone and rung it so hard that the clapper's broken. Loud cheers and laughter all round the camp.
