And you thought your hadron was big...?

[Beatmonkey]

At least they waited untill the day after my birthday.

[shakyjane]

I just thought of the funniest thing but you lot will never hear it coz im not allowed to talk about it.

[baldmosher]

:D I just thought of the funniest thing but you lot will never hear it coz im not allowed to talk about it.

Fight Club ain't THAT funny.

[Sperge]

:D I just thought of the funniest thing but you lot will never hear it coz im not allowed to talk about it.

I know stuff that I'm not allowed to talk about too.

[buzzingtalk]

The thought that everything will be sucked into oblivion on Wednesday amuses me slightly.

I'm going to pre-empt this event by ticking off as many Filthbook boxes as possible. I still need to:
- have a wank in public
- have sex with an animal
- be anally fisted

<3

what about get nonced up by gary glitter? i thought this was [url]EVERY[/url] grown mans dream

[baldmosher]

what about get nonced up by gary glitter? i thought this was [url]EVERY[/url] grown mans dream

Nah, he's only into girls. Why he didn't just move to a country where the legal age of consent is 12, I'll never know.

[shakyjane]

- be anally fisted

how quick can you get to scotland?





im so glad im not dead yet

[baldmosher]

- be anally fisted

how quick can you get to scotland?

im so glad im not dead yet

I'll take that as an IOE

(The technical answer is 5 hours)

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Aaaahhh! Young love. It's not as I remembered it....

[baldmosher]

Aaaahhh! Young love. It's not as I remembered it....

"Excuse me love. Do you like beef?"

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Aaaahhh! Young love. It's not as I remembered it....

"Excuse me love. Do you like beef?"

Baby! Is that a squashed, juicy, peach in your knickers or are you pleased...etc.

[leah]

Location is irrelevant, the black holes are going to suck in matter at such a massive rate that they create their own gravity field and the entire planet will be drawn rapidly into inexorable oblivion. From there, the real question is whether it'll be big enough to attract The Moon. If it is, who knows where it will lead as the asteroid belt gets pulled closer and closer!

^^^i was really looking forward to this as i didn't fancy going to work this morning. disappointment

[Sperge]

Anyone seen someone wearing this badge yet?

[Sperge]

I like the fact Prof Brian Cox is trying to build up a bad boy of science reputation. I think he's on a one man crusade to make science cool again. Remember Brian swearing's like a dyslexic dwarf...

I saw him on Newsnight last night and he was more like the Vernon Kay of science.

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Could you have a look at my Hadron? It appears to have stopped working....

'I'd take that back if I were you mate.... It's fucked!'

[Sperge]

Could you have a look at my Hadron? It appears to have stopped working....

'I'd take that back if I were you mate.... It's fucked!'

They won't be able to get it up for two months apparently...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7626944.stm