BANG FACE 58 - BOAT RAVE! - Fri 15th August 2008

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

yeah, check out the pirate name generator!

me: insane angelina dregg. sounds about right

BUTTERFINGERS DIEGO IS THE NAME, LOOTIN' AN MASHIN' IS MY AIM, AAAARRRRRR!!!

[Saint Acid]

Oi Hard Crew!

Make sure you've read the boat rave full info at bangface.com

Basically DON'T be late and it is indeed the Dutch Master

[Magma]

Haha, I shall be answering to Cap'n Sully Buttscar for the evening¬

[Dave Skywalker]

Getting excited about this now!! We won't be able to make the september BF cos I'm DJing and shaz is on her Hen weekend, so this will be officially our last bangface before we get hitched!

PRE MARRIAGE BANGFACE PAR-TAAAY!!!!

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

FIFTEEN MEN ON A DEAD MANS CHEST!
YO! HO! HO!
GAY NECRO GANG-BANG!

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

HEALTH AND SAFETY
CAN KISS MY
AAAAARRRSE

[Sperge]

I think WaveyDavey should be a pirate permanently. Complete with hook, of course.

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

'MUTINY! MUTINY! YOU SCURVY DOGS! GET BACK TO YOUR MASHPIT OR YOU'LL FEEL THE COLD WATER OF MY FLINTLOCK SUPER SQUIRTER, MANGEY CURS!'


I really should be in Marketing, shouldn't I?

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

I think WaveyDavey should be a pirate permanently. Complete with hook, of course.

I haven't started on the Egyptian yet. I'll probably make a right Sphinxter of myself.

(Shufti Kush! Shufti Kush!) Pharsee? Arabic? for 'Show us your Cunt' and I'm not sure of the spelling.

[imitationleather]

One for the Apprentice fans...

ANCHOR TO
WANKER

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

I think WaveyDavey should be a pirate permanently. Complete with hook, of course.

I be in a sling at the moment, aye. I've dug out one of me ol' leather slings (I'm usually al fresco but when I was on a bike you it needed to be kept out of the way. 65mph on the A3 taught me that.....) for the pirate up. An 'ook no. I be see the damage an 'ook can do a man. This 'ere eyepatch me lad let me tell 'e...

*Can 'e ask Capn' Sainty if sand be provided for the Egyptian raid (The Med is not one I've plundered and I'm quite excited!) for tha' Bilge rat Butterfingers Diego (How appropriate is that for a generated name?) has been practising his Wilson Keffle and Betty sand dance fer ye entertainin'.

[Dave Skywalker]

Bahski! Shaz's costume hasn't turned up in the post (ordered 10 days ago) so we're having to run around after work to get our costumes sorted. I'm not sure whether to dress up as a pirate or get the wetsuit back out again (BFW was hard work!).

Oh yeah, and I will be honouring people with the first set, woohoo!!! Anyone got any special relevant requests? I've got some awesome boat trip related tuneage for ya

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Bahski! Shaz's costume hasn't turned up in the post (ordered 10 days ago) so we're having to run around after work to get our costumes sorted. I'm not sure whether to dress up as a pirate or get the wetsuit back out again (BFW was hard work!).

Oh yeah, and I will be honouring people with the first set, woohoo!!! Anyone got any special relevant requests? I've got some awesome boat trip related tuneage for ya

'Shotgun Wedding'?

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Ahoy Capn' Sperge Eye!

You'd have got a myspazz bulletin from me last night? Could you do me a favour and upload it 'ere for us (Computer illeterate cunt that I am I can't be arsed to suss it out myself!)

And I've seen the info on the BANGFACE site. Am I likely to have difficulty with my anti- inflammitories/pain killers? I can leave 'em if neccessary....

[ShazzaSpannered]

Arrrrrrgh me heartys tiz tonite that the Bangface Boat be destined for the river of messiness!

Proper excited Finishing work at 1.30 (god bless school holidays). Reckon I’ll have to make do with my other pirates outfit it’ll do for the occasion! Need a black eye patch though

I wanna print a sign but I can’t find any pieces of card because the f*ckers have locked it all away plus I can’t decide what to have on it - any suggestions? Need something before 1.30pm!!!!

[leah]

Oh yeah, and I will be honouring people with the first set, woohoo!!! Anyone got any special relevant requests? I've got some awesome boat trip related tuneage for ya

dave skywalker is definitely going to hell

[Sperge]

Oh yeah, and I will be honouring people with the first set, woohoo!!! Anyone got any special relevant requests? I've got some awesome boat trip related tuneage for ya

dave skywalker is definitely going to hell

Not heard that one. How does it go?

[Dave Skywalker]

It went along the lines of mixing Sharkeys "Get More Fucked and Get Rockin'" in with BBC News footage from the Marchioness

Wicked, wicked party last night btw!! Muchos hilarity all round and good vibes aplenty. Unfortunately Shaz got a really bad case of sea sickness so we had to leave pretty much as soon as the boat docked back, but aside from that it was mondo greatness

I still feel a bit wobbly though. Not sure if it's cos I haven't got my landlegs back, the lack of sleep, or some strange other reason

[boki]

Well, that was a lot of fun, but what kind of god lets hangovers happen?

[Dominick Destruction]

Well, that was a lot of fun, but what kind of god lets hangovers happen?

God is blatently straight edge.

Glad it was a good night hope there wasn't too much sea sickness & spewing up involved though 'cos that's never nice.