BANG FACE 62 - Xmas Party - Fri 12th Dec 2008

[Saint Acid]

MINCED EYES

[Dominick Destruction]

CLIFF RICHARD IS A CUNT

IT'S BEEN SNOWING IN MY NOSE

I'M ON THE NAUGHTY LIST THIS YEAR

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

THIS ONES GOIN' OUT TO ALL THE TRANNIES IN THE HOUSE.....

EAT DRINK
AND BE MARY

[CunningStunt]

I've been searching for a Gary Glitter in a Santa outfit and are not having a lot of luck. This would go with the sign:
LETS SEE WHAT I'VE GOT IN MY
SACK FOR YOU, LITTLE GIRL*

*BOY (Delete as inappropriate)

What about this?
Obviously with an added chest wig and your winners medal!

[Magma]

You'll be fine once you get *inside* Electrowerkz, but I wouldn't fancy the commute, Davey!

Myself and my usual Rave-companion have our fancy dress sorted, I think....

JESUS
RAVES

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

You'll be fine once you get *inside* Electrowerkz, but I wouldn't fancy the commute, Davey!

Er, no, , I was looking for a photo for the wall!

[Christoph]

JUNGLE BELLS

[Dominick Destruction]

You'll be fine once you get *inside* Electrowerkz, but I wouldn't fancy the commute, Davey!

Er, no, , I was looking for a photo for the wall!

*sulks*

I thought you were going to treat us to some awesome & bad taste fancy dress too.

Bugger!

[boki]

Santa's cutting corners in the toy factory:

ELFIN SAFETY CAN FUCK OFF

Boki did I tell you that I loved you recently? That is so full of 'WIN' it hurts *high fives*

Yay! *high five*


I'm trying to get a bit more exercise, and maybe lose a bit of weight. If by some miracle I manage this, I might get a ladies' santa outfit for this. If you can't be a tart at a Xmas party, when can you?

[baldmosher]

http://www.joke.co.uk/

[baldmosher]

JUNGLE BELLS

OH I WISH IT
COULD BE BANGFACE
EVERY DAY

[laurennoodles]

its funny cos its true

[dj_nuh]

Quality! How about:

A RAVE IN A MANGER
VIOLENT NIGHT
MERRY FISTMAS
RUDOLPH IS A FUCKING COKEHEAD

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

GOLD
FRANKINSENSE
AND MYRRHDERATION

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

SATAN CLAWS

[boki]

Xmas is like Bang Face only with less toys, come to think of it.

[Magma]

MACHINOCHRISTMAS
PILLELUYAH

and the not terribly Christmassy...

MUNTINGDON LIFE SCIENCES

[Dominick Destruction]

MACHINOCHRISTMAS

Ha! My mate Tom should use that one for his xmas cards (His artist name is 'Machinochrist')

Whilst trawling through xmas songs for funnys I was reminded just how much I hate the band aid 'Do They Know It's Christmas' song...

My reasons being that it's all very 'yay we're having so much fun & everything is so awesome so thank fuck we're not like those poor buggers in Africa attitude' & to do with one of the most retarded lyrics I've heard...


'And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time'

Yes, that’s because it's on the fucking equator!

[Magma]

There probably won't be snow in Mile End either, for that matter!

And it was an homage to your mate Tom!

[Dominick Destruction]

Wicked

I'll pass that one on to him.

I don't think we will get snow this year at all... It's been really mild so far this year. Maybe we'll get freak snow in March 09 or something?

[Dominick Destruction]

Well....

I think we talked that one up didn't we?

It be very snow ridden outside in Norwich today

What's it like in other places?

[lahmjpowder]

'And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time'

Yes, that’s because it's on the fucking equator!

Go up Kilimanjiro, got snow all year round up there.

[Dominick Destruction]

'And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time'

Yes, that’s because it's on the fucking equator!

Go up Kilimanjiro, got snow all year round up there.

HAHAHA! You rock!... If I ever meet mr Geldof I'm soooo pointing that one out

[buzzingtalk]

1 POTATO, 2 VEG: CREDIT CRUNCH CHRISTMAS

SANTA IS A PEDOPHILE

ROAST FUCKING DINNER

[lahmjpowder]

'And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time'

Yes, that’s because it's on the fucking equator!

Go up Kilimanjiro, got snow all year round up there.

HAHAHA! You rock!... If I ever meet mr Geldof I'm soooo pointing that one out

also point out that his lyrics "No rain or rivers flow" are wrong aswell.

got the congo and the nile that run through africa. They're bloody huge.