BANG FACE 62 - Xmas Party - Fri 12th Dec 2008

[baldmosher]

JUNGLE BELLS

OH I WISH IT
COULD BE BANGFACE
EVERY DAY

[laurennoodles]

its funny cos its true

[dj_nuh]

Quality! How about:

A RAVE IN A MANGER
VIOLENT NIGHT
MERRY FISTMAS
RUDOLPH IS A FUCKING COKEHEAD

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

GOLD
FRANKINSENSE
AND MYRRHDERATION

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

SATAN CLAWS

[boki]

Xmas is like Bang Face only with less toys, come to think of it.

[Magma]

MACHINOCHRISTMAS
PILLELUYAH

and the not terribly Christmassy...

MUNTINGDON LIFE SCIENCES

[Dominick Destruction]

MACHINOCHRISTMAS

Ha! My mate Tom should use that one for his xmas cards (His artist name is 'Machinochrist')

Whilst trawling through xmas songs for funnys I was reminded just how much I hate the band aid 'Do They Know It's Christmas' song...

My reasons being that it's all very 'yay we're having so much fun & everything is so awesome so thank fuck we're not like those poor buggers in Africa attitude' & to do with one of the most retarded lyrics I've heard...


'And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time'

Yes, that’s because it's on the fucking equator!

[Magma]

There probably won't be snow in Mile End either, for that matter!

And it was an homage to your mate Tom!

[Dominick Destruction]

Wicked

I'll pass that one on to him.

I don't think we will get snow this year at all... It's been really mild so far this year. Maybe we'll get freak snow in March 09 or something?

[Dominick Destruction]

Well....

I think we talked that one up didn't we?

It be very snow ridden outside in Norwich today

What's it like in other places?

[lahmjpowder]

'And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time'

Yes, that’s because it's on the fucking equator!

Go up Kilimanjiro, got snow all year round up there.

[Dominick Destruction]

'And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time'

Yes, that’s because it's on the fucking equator!

Go up Kilimanjiro, got snow all year round up there.

HAHAHA! You rock!... If I ever meet mr Geldof I'm soooo pointing that one out

[buzzingtalk]

1 POTATO, 2 VEG: CREDIT CRUNCH CHRISTMAS

SANTA IS A PEDOPHILE

ROAST FUCKING DINNER

[lahmjpowder]

'And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time'

Yes, that’s because it's on the fucking equator!

Go up Kilimanjiro, got snow all year round up there.

HAHAHA! You rock!... If I ever meet mr Geldof I'm soooo pointing that one out

also point out that his lyrics "No rain or rivers flow" are wrong aswell.

got the congo and the nile that run through africa. They're bloody huge.

[Magma]

ROAST FUCKING DINNER

There's a beautiful elegance to that.

I'm not sure elegance is the word, actually.

[Magma]

GOLD
FRANKINSENSE
AND MYRRHDERATION

Davey Wins at teh internetlolz.

[ShazzaSpannered]

Oh.MY.Fucking.Good.God

This line up has me rather excited - as soon as I saw it I was like "I'm fucking going!"

SO SEE YOU THERE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

Friggin lovin the suggestions for banners I've almost wet my pants reading them

[boki]

FESTIVE SPIRIT MY ARSE - I'M ALWAYS LIKE THIS

[baldmosher]

'And there won't be snow in Africa this Christmas time'
Yes, that’s because it's on the fucking equator!

Go up Kilimanjiro, got snow all year round up there.

HAHAHA! You rock!... If I ever meet mr Geldof I'm soooo pointing that one out

also point out that his lyrics "No rain or rivers flow" are wrong aswell.
got the congo and the nile that run through africa. They're bloody huge.

I don't think you'll be the first people to poke holes in song lyrics, and I don't think the multi-millionaire Bob Geldof really gives a shit what you think.