
Sperge wrote:FOTZA wrote:Me and a few mates were strolling back for a gassy break on saturday afternoon discussing the size of the seagulls and how big their shits must be. Seconds later it started to rain and seconds after that i felt a particularly large raindrop right on top of my head. Noticing that no other big drops seemed to be falling i took my cap off and found the biggest shit ever right on the middle.This cunt was like that darts player with the big fat arms. Right on target an creamy as fuck. Nothing a little wipe on my mates back couldn't clean up. Those seagulls were fierce. If you were out for first light you had to be propa on the ball. Was nearly world war 3! Fuckers.
Hmmm, are air guns still legal? Those gulls could do with being shown who is boss next year...

Sperge wrote:Hmmm, are air guns still legal? Those gulls could do with being shown who is boss next year...

HiResch wrote:
it was going on like that for about 5 minutes or more even....
wierd shit. but very cool, kinda spiritual.



Fray Bentos wrote:Or was it the time when the guy dressed like a bear with aviator shades kept trying to sneak up on a seagull in a predatory and sexual manner. Go bear-boy go!








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