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Re: Bouncer's rights when searching.

Postby faix » 21 Jan 2010, 12:42

Standard procedure getting someone to empty their pockets out I say.
But I didn't think they could actually put their hands in the front and back pockets, and definatly not pat down someone round the crotch area so they've nearly got a semi.
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Re: Bouncer's rights when searching.

Postby Magma » 21 Jan 2010, 13:25

faix wrote:Standard procedure getting someone to empty their pockets out I say.
But I didn't think they could actually put their hands in the front and back pockets, and definatly not pat down someone round the crotch area so they've nearly got a semi.


:D

Tbh, unless they're obviously grabbing/groping most guys would just suck it up (perhaps the wrong choice of phrase...). We're generally not that precious about our bits. As others have said... you get searched or you go home, a bouncers hand brushing my cock doesn't upset me enough to miss a good night!
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Re: Bouncer's rights when searching.

Postby ThE99THReDBallooN » 21 Jan 2010, 13:39

Magma wrote:
:D

Tbh, unless they're obviously grabbing/groping most guys would just suck it up (perhaps the wrong choice of phrase...). We're generally not that precious about our bits. As others have said... you get searched or you go home, a bouncers hand brushing my cock doesn't upset me enough to miss a good night!


swings & roundabouts aye :fear: :?
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Re: Bouncer's rights when searching.

Postby Magma » 21 Jan 2010, 13:55

ThE99THReDBallooN wrote:
swings & roundabouts aye :fear: :?


As long as it's not swingers and lagerlouts...
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Re: Bouncer's rights when searching.

Postby djdoublezero » 21 Jan 2010, 13:57

made me laugh! actual bouncers exam (specimen questions) :P

http://biiab.bii.org/documents/40

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Re: Bouncer's rights when searching.

Postby thesandbag » 21 Jan 2010, 14:49

My god you have to be a special level of stupid if you couldn't pass that
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Re: Bouncer's rights when searching.

Postby djdoublezero » 21 Jan 2010, 15:39

Particularly liked this one;

"If a known drug dealer wants to enter a licensed premises, the door supervisor on duty
should:
A Allow him to enter the premises
B Double the admission charge for the premises
C Only let him enter the premises if it is quiet
D Refuse him entry to the premises"

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Re: Bouncer's rights when searching.

Postby Beatmonkey » 21 Jan 2010, 19:19

faix wrote:pat down someone round the crotch area so they've nearly got a semi.


How many times per day does your boyfriend talk to his mum? Was this his first choice of night out or would he rather have been at the Elton John gig down the road??
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Re: Bouncer's rights when searching.

Postby Magma » 22 Jan 2010, 10:02

Beatmonkey wrote:
How many times per day does your boyfriend talk to his mum? Was this his first choice of night out or would he rather have been at the Elton John gig down the road??


:D :oops:
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Re: Bouncer's rights when searching.

Postby PaulX » 22 Jan 2010, 14:18

Beatmonkey wrote:
How many times per day does your boyfriend talk to his mum? Was this his first choice of night out or would he rather have been at the Elton John gig down the road??


You're a very naughty man. :nono:
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