we had a pretty sweet journey home right up until the moment it dawns on us that...
there are only two keys for the second mortice lock (which we never use) on the door of our flat.
my mum has one and kindly used it to lock the second lock when she left after catsitting while we were at glade. it is now two and a half hours away.
i also have one but i left my keys in the flat.
we are now the thickness of a door away from being home but we have no second key. FUCK!!!!!!!
we're sitting out the front considering our (largely expensive and/or time-consuming) options and tony from down the road walks by on his way to the doctor.
on his return he gives us a big fuck-off screwdriver so we can break into our own home. we love tony.





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