Cock of the weekend

[Sperge]

Just about everybody was a smiley, happy raver this weekend - but there always has to be a complete cock somewhere.

I nominate the drunken knobhead who came up to the barrier at the end of The Doubtful Guest's set at 6am on the Sunday morning in the Face room. She'd played a totally banging set, was obviously really enjoying it too and her enthusiasm rubbed off on the rest of us. So then, just as she was packing up, this utter cock barges up to the barrier and shouts "I want to lick your acid clit". She was dead impressed with that, I can tell you. He'd been annoying a few other people earlier too. There's always one.

[Dave Skywalker]

I really hope it wasn't you Sperge!!

I noticed a few, er, acidic characters on the saturday night, mostly outside the pub! Props to the person who had the bang of nang 3d/kaleidosope specs though and were giving them out, they were wicked!

The only "cock-of-the-weekend" I'd like to mention was someone who was a little wonky during Altern8s set on the saturday night and was at the back, falling up and down the steps and knocking everything anyone had over and was generally pissing everyone off, until my fiancee shouted at him and he wandered off

[Dynamat]

Erm..

Crazy ket head trying to climb onto the roof of his challet then fell off all the way to the floor sunday night.

only missed me by about 5 foot you silly boy

[snudge]

I heard someone was caught havin a wank at the side of the stage???

The big bald security guy topped it for me tho...... stole my mates police jacket and tried to do her for impersonationg a police officer!!

[teknon0tice]

Cock of the weekend?

Look no further...

[skye]

haha i heard about that wank.
joker!

[ferg]

one of the girls that was there with us witnessed wank-man as well

classy!

[dar303]

Saint acid mentioned a girl taking a crap in a corridor as well...

[Sperge]

Saint acid mentioned a girl taking a crap in a corridor as well...

Well, when a girl's gotta go, she gotta go...

[ThE99THReDBallooN]

I heard someone was caught havin a wank at the side of the stage???

The big bald security guy topped it for me tho...... stole my mates police jacket and tried to do her for impersonationg a police officer!!

was this the guy hugging & clutching an inflatable dolphin at the back of teh bang room?
we saw him lieing down giving himself a good tug, v.funny stuff!!!
sure a few pictures were taken lol

[paranoise]

That guy in a dark green poncho that kept trying to rub himself against pretty much every girl within 2 metres?

Or how about that guy who kept making disgustingly homophobic jokes on BFTV on the Monday morning?

[buzzingtalk]

har i heard the wank story also, nasty shit

cock of the weekend goes to anyone who did too much k and got in my face of which there was 2 of them and to the couple who barged their way to the frontstamping on various people just so they could make out then fall over, laaame

[Magma]

I saw very few cocks, to be honest... but probably the most annoying one was some guy at the back whirling the balloon chains around during St Acid's set... fair enough down the front where everyone's moshing, but the back was full of people who needed a bit of space (for whatever reason at 5 in the morning!)and didn't need knocking over every few minutes!

The only other incident was mainly just funny, to be honest, my group had to move during Spectre because a girl was so intent on dancing for/on us that we couldn't move! She was trying in vain to get our attentions away from Spectre for about 15 minutes... she must have been veerrrryy loved up!!

[thumbmaster2]

So many funny ket heads walking about. They weren't really THAT annoying though, mostly quite funny. Classically this guy followed us back to our chalet chatting shit with those beautiful big black eyes, we tried to sneak off without him noticing, and when he starts following us in, is like "oh shit! you're not my friends! who are you!" and did the classic fearful stumble/walk/ket-run thing. Brilliant! Keep it up I say!

Oh and apparently some dude was in the bogs just taking a shit with the door open. Nice...

Cock of the weekend? Anyone who stupidly and unnecessarily got themselves arrested/crapping/wanking in public.

[zombiekethead]

Nnnnnnnhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[tartanhandbag]

hahaha, it seems some people's cock of the weekend is also some people's hero of the weekend.
i didn't really meet any pricks. i was kind of expecting the tasteless jokes. thought the Kheads were fucking funny. the shitting i'm sure was involentary, and i don't really blame the guy wanking too much coz i mean, some of the music was pretty fucking sexy.

oh no! actually i do remember one dickhead who tried to have a fight with me coz i was from birmingham. what a fucking loser! allthough he did then go on to say he loved my glasses and demanded that he give me £5 for them, even after i told him that he could buy them from woolworths for £2. ZRNGN!

[nicoladimaria]

hahaha, it seems some people's cock of the weekend is also some people's hero of the weekend.

quoted

[ward]

some prick that tryed to throw his pint over me after i accidentally stepped on his foot....

YOU MISSED MOTHERFUCKER.

seriously though, what a cock.

[jonno212]

hahah cock of the weekend was defo the wank boy himself!!!

I didn't know him personally but a friend of mine knew a guy was sharing a chalet with him... his name was Mark i think... I went to his chalet (not knowing it was him at first and made a joke about it after hearing it on tele) my mate hit me and said "stop being a jerk he's right there" haha i was like "oh sh*t sorry dude...what the f*ck happened though?"

Anyway to my amazment the security guards didn't kick him out because they want to know why he did it!!! and basically the story i heard and i quote "i was so f*cked on everything for the first time and i swear i only touched it for like a min coz i didn't know what it felt like buzzing but a minute to me must have been about 10 minutes for everyone else"

to which i laughed (in his face) repeatedly for about 30 mins and then proceeded to walk off back to my own chalet to leave him feeling sorry for himself!!! hahaha

i must say though. He did feel really bad about it and i honestly don't think he meant to freak anyone out over it. But at the end of the day IT WAS FOOKING HILARIOUS AND IT EVEN GOT MENTIONED ON BFTV SO WHAT IS COMPLAINING ABOUT, HE'S FAMOUS!!!! HAHAHAHA AND HE DIDN'T EVEN GET KICKED OUT FOR IT!!! HAHAHA

so yeh not nessasarily a leg-end maybe more of a bel-end haha

[boki]

This thread has gone on far too long without someone saying, 'Mine'. So, err, yeah - mine.

I nominate the drunken knobhead who came up to the barrier at the end of The Doubtful Guest's set at 6am on the Sunday morning in the Face room. She'd played a totally banging set, was obviously really enjoying it too and her enthusiasm rubbed off on the rest of us. So then, just as she was packing up, this utter cock barges up to the barrier and shouts "I want to lick your acid clit". She was dead impressed with that, I can tell you. He'd been annoying a few other people earlier too. There's always one.

Yuck. Missed that as I didn't make it all the way to the end of her (excellent) set, but was down the front for the first half or so. Those chemical protection suits aren't quite breatheable enough when the venue's already hotter than most, it has to be said.