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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 11 Jul 2008, 23:14

Get on the top posters board.
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 11 Jul 2008, 23:15

An' I'm bored.
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 11 Jul 2008, 23:17

Yes! :thup: :thup: :thup:
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby joe_techno » 12 Jul 2008, 18:27

i went out last night and drank a bottle of wine jus b4 i went bed (abt 9am).. and i woke up at 5pm and i still feel drunk. im not complaining but is this normal? :nono:
'' yeh but how good is this tune though??''
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 12 Jul 2008, 18:52

Anybody interested in/care/give a shit what my latin 'signatures' mean?
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby joe_techno » 12 Jul 2008, 21:05

tekno is 'on ket' backwards :cop:
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby leah » 12 Jul 2008, 21:42

WaveyRaveyDavey wrote:Anybody interested in/care/give a shit what my latin 'signatures' mean?

i've got a gcse in latin but 1. i blagged it with coursework, and 2. i can't remember any latin

so, please enlighten us :)
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 12 Jul 2008, 22:46

Take time to stop and smell the bicycle seats.

Go Fuck yourself.

What could possibly go wrong?

Anybody thought of any signs for the musical Roman orgy that will be the Overkill tent next week?

Leah, with your Latin background, should I write my signs 'JVUNGLISIMVS VIBORIUM' as in I 'CLAVDIVS and 'BVSH HOVSE''?

Last night sounds a corker. I was gonna paint my arse blue just for the hell of it. Nearly got my wallet out...
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby leah » 12 Jul 2008, 22:52

WaveyRaveyDavey wrote:as in I 'CLAVDIVS and 'BVSH HOVSE''?

and the HORNIMAN MVSEVM... call yourself a s.londoner?! :nono:

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WaveyRaveyDavey wrote:should I write my signs 'JVNGLISIMVS VIBORIUM'

definitely!!!
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 12 Jul 2008, 22:58

Hornimans is a ten minute bus ride away but I haven't been there since I was a kid. Do they still have the bee colony? Amazing collection.

I'm actually from Highgate village originally and the building in which I was born is mentioned in a Betjemin poem. I'm a Gooner of course.
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby leah » 12 Jul 2008, 23:18

mate, it's not like back in the day... all bloody modern and interactive now.

not sure about the bees- i used to love those bees! they definitely did away with the old set-up and moved them but this was in the midst of quite a bit of change going on and i don't know if they still have them. last time i went they still had the big fuck-off walrus tho' :thup:
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby baldmosher » 13 Jul 2008, 04:12

tavdy79 wrote:I do tend to cross post stuff here that I've found on the other forums I use, and since they're both gay forums...

Do you also tell them about the latest glitchpsygabbacorestep acts as well?

(OK now I AM taking the piss, heh)
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby tavdy79 » 13 Jul 2008, 12:16

baldmosher wrote:
tavdy79 wrote:I do tend to cross post stuff here that I've found on the other forums I use, and since they're both gay forums...

Do you also tell them about the latest glitchpsygabbacorestep acts as well?


Yup...

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You do it so well!



And now you're all going to be really pissed at me but, since this has been annoying me for the last two days, and since generosity is (supposedly) a virtue, I thought I'd share all the same:



Isn't just so completely, totally, utterly wrong? :haha:
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby joe_techno » 13 Jul 2008, 15:28

what .. the ..fuck
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby Sperge » 13 Jul 2008, 15:46

joe_techno wrote:what .. the ..fuck

It's a tavdy post, joe. You'll get used to them. :fear:
Top one. Nice one. Get sorted.

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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby baldmosher » 13 Jul 2008, 15:50

It's less annoying than Crazy Frog :thup:

Why do the crazy Europeans write tunes in a minor key? :rant:
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby Beatmonkey » 13 Jul 2008, 15:58

I quite liked it. Does anyone know of any dedicated om-pah dance music producers out there?
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby Sperge » 13 Jul 2008, 23:26

Beatmonkey wrote:I quite liked it. Does anyone know of any dedicated om-pah dance music producers out there?

Remember that oompah band that used to follow the England team around? Maybe they do dance remixes?
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby tavdy79 » 14 Jul 2008, 13:43

Sperge wrote:
joe_techno wrote:what .. the ..fuck

It's a tavdy post, joe. You'll get used to them. :fear:


I don't :elvis:
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 14 Jul 2008, 13:54

So I was sitting in the office of a mail order music supplier (who I used to work for) a while ago when the phone rings;

'Hello, can I help you?'

'Er, I hope so. I'm looking for a CD - I don't know who it's by but I know the title. Can you help?'

'I can try. What's it called?'

'Er, Greatest Hits'!

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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby joe_techno » 15 Jul 2008, 19:26

just caught this little bad boi slipping out of the top 10.. back you go sunshine :cop:
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 17 Jul 2008, 12:38

Woah! Nearly!

Very quiet on the boards today. Where is everybody?

YOU LUCKY GITS!!!

I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT THE FRONT IN OVERKILL FOR THE DOUBTFUL GUEST. THIS WILL BE WHEN IT ALL STARTS FOR ME!!!!
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby tavdy79 » 17 Jul 2008, 21:38

Possible Porn Film Titles (and they all sound so familiar!):



Free Willy

The Porn Identity

Lost in Masturbation

Star Fuck II: the Arse of Khan

Star Fuck VI: The Undiscovered Cunt

Star Fuck: In Your Rectum

Star Fuck: Deep Shag 9"

Indiana Bones: Raiders of the Tight Arse

Big Brothel

Fucky The Vampire Layer

Jurassic Pork

Star Whores I: The Phantom Masochist

Star Whores II: Fucking With Clones

Star Whores III: Revenge of the Stud

Star Whores IV: A New Hunk

Star Whores V: The Empire Pushes Back

Star Whores VI: Return of the Babe
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 18 Jul 2008, 10:57

You missed one!

'PUMP FRICTION'
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 18 Jul 2008, 11:05

Top poster of the last 24 hours! And no evil doctor Sperge to thwart my plans!

Your all mine my little beauties!!!!!

Wahahahaha! Wahahahaheheha!

AND I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN FRONT DURING THE DOUBTFUL GUEST, OVERKILL, TONITE!!!
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