Crap jokes thread

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Get on the top posters board.

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

An' I'm bored.

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Yes!

[joe_techno]

i went out last night and drank a bottle of wine jus b4 i went bed (abt 9am).. and i woke up at 5pm and i still feel drunk. im not complaining but is this normal?

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Anybody interested in/care/give a shit what my latin 'signatures' mean?

[joe_techno]

tekno is 'on ket' backwards

[leah]

Anybody interested in/care/give a shit what my latin 'signatures' mean?

i've got a gcse in latin but 1. i blagged it with coursework, and 2. i can't remember any latin

so, please enlighten us

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Take time to stop and smell the bicycle seats.

Go Fuck yourself.

What could possibly go wrong?

Anybody thought of any signs for the musical Roman orgy that will be the Overkill tent next week?

Leah, with your Latin background, should I write my signs 'JVUNGLISIMVS VIBORIUM' as in I 'CLAVDIVS and 'BVSH HOVSE''?

Last night sounds a corker. I was gonna paint my arse blue just for the hell of it. Nearly got my wallet out...

[leah]

as in I 'CLAVDIVS and 'BVSH HOVSE''?

and the HORNIMAN MVSEVM... call yourself a s.londoner?!

edit:

should I write my signs 'JVNGLISIMVS VIBORIUM'

definitely!!!

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Hornimans is a ten minute bus ride away but I haven't been there since I was a kid. Do they still have the bee colony? Amazing collection.

I'm actually from Highgate village originally and the building in which I was born is mentioned in a Betjemin poem. I'm a Gooner of course.

[leah]

mate, it's not like back in the day... all bloody modern and interactive now.

not sure about the bees- i used to love those bees! they definitely did away with the old set-up and moved them but this was in the midst of quite a bit of change going on and i don't know if they still have them. last time i went they still had the big fuck-off walrus tho'

[baldmosher]

I do tend to cross post stuff here that I've found on the other forums I use, and since they're both gay forums...

Do you also tell them about the latest glitchpsygabbacorestep acts as well?

(OK now I AM taking the piss, heh)

[tavdy79]

I do tend to cross post stuff here that I've found on the other forums I use, and since they're both gay forums...

Do you also tell them about the latest glitchpsygabbacorestep acts as well?

Yup...

(OK now I AM taking the piss, heh)

You do it so well!



And now you're all going to be really pissed at me but, since this has been annoying me for the last two days, and since generosity is (supposedly) a virtue, I thought I'd share all the same:



Isn't just so completely, totally, utterly wrong?

[joe_techno]

what .. the ..fuck

[Sperge]

what .. the ..fuck

It's a tavdy post, joe. You'll get used to them.

[baldmosher]

It's less annoying than Crazy Frog

Why do the crazy Europeans write tunes in a minor key?

[Beatmonkey]

I quite liked it. Does anyone know of any dedicated om-pah dance music producers out there?

[Sperge]

I quite liked it. Does anyone know of any dedicated om-pah dance music producers out there?

Remember that oompah band that used to follow the England team around? Maybe they do dance remixes?

[tavdy79]

what .. the ..fuck

It's a tavdy post, joe. You'll get used to them.

I don't

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

So I was sitting in the office of a mail order music supplier (who I used to work for) a while ago when the phone rings;

'Hello, can I help you?'

'Er, I hope so. I'm looking for a CD - I don't know who it's by but I know the title. Can you help?'

'I can try. What's it called?'

'Er, Greatest Hits'!

[joe_techno]

just caught this little bad boi slipping out of the top 10.. back you go sunshine

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Woah! Nearly!

Very quiet on the boards today. Where is everybody?

YOU LUCKY GITS!!!

I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT THE FRONT IN OVERKILL FOR THE DOUBTFUL GUEST. THIS WILL BE WHEN IT ALL STARTS FOR ME!!!!

[tavdy79]

Possible Porn Film Titles (and they all sound so familiar!):



Free Willy

The Porn Identity

Lost in Masturbation

Star Fuck II: the Arse of Khan

Star Fuck VI: The Undiscovered Cunt

Star Fuck: In Your Rectum

Star Fuck: Deep Shag 9"

Indiana Bones: Raiders of the Tight Arse

Big Brothel

Fucky The Vampire Layer

Jurassic Pork

Star Whores I: The Phantom Masochist

Star Whores II: Fucking With Clones

Star Whores III: Revenge of the Stud

Star Whores IV: A New Hunk

Star Whores V: The Empire Pushes Back

Star Whores VI: Return of the Babe

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

You missed one!

'PUMP FRICTION'

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Top poster of the last 24 hours! And no evil doctor Sperge to thwart my plans!

Your all mine my little beauties!!!!!

Wahahahaha! Wahahahaheheha!

AND I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN FRONT DURING THE DOUBTFUL GUEST, OVERKILL, TONITE!!!