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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10
by joe_techno » 15 Jul 2008, 18:26
just caught this little bad boi slipping out of the top 10.. back you go sunshine
'' yeh but how good is this tune though??''
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10
by WaveyRaveyDavey » 17 Jul 2008, 11:38
Woah! Nearly!
Very quiet on the boards today. Where is everybody?
YOU LUCKY GITS!!!
I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT THE FRONT IN OVERKILL FOR THE DOUBTFUL GUEST. THIS WILL BE WHEN IT ALL STARTS FOR ME!!!!
Very quiet on the boards today. Where is everybody?
YOU LUCKY GITS!!!
I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT THE FRONT IN OVERKILL FOR THE DOUBTFUL GUEST. THIS WILL BE WHEN IT ALL STARTS FOR ME!!!!
Broke. Like a Toyota.
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10
by tavdy79 » 17 Jul 2008, 20:38
Possible Porn Film Titles (and they all sound so familiar!):
Free Willy
The Porn Identity
Lost in Masturbation
Star Fuck II: the Arse of Khan
Star Fuck VI: The Undiscovered Cunt
Star Fuck: In Your Rectum
Star Fuck: Deep Shag 9"
Indiana Bones: Raiders of the Tight Arse
Big Brothel
Fucky The Vampire Layer
Jurassic Pork
Star Whores I: The Phantom Masochist
Star Whores II: Fucking With Clones
Star Whores III: Revenge of the Stud
Star Whores IV: A New Hunk
Star Whores V: The Empire Pushes Back
Star Whores VI: Return of the Babe
Free Willy
The Porn Identity
Lost in Masturbation
Star Fuck II: the Arse of Khan
Star Fuck VI: The Undiscovered Cunt
Star Fuck: In Your Rectum
Star Fuck: Deep Shag 9"
Indiana Bones: Raiders of the Tight Arse
Big Brothel
Fucky The Vampire Layer
Jurassic Pork
Star Whores I: The Phantom Masochist
Star Whores II: Fucking With Clones
Star Whores III: Revenge of the Stud
Star Whores IV: A New Hunk
Star Whores V: The Empire Pushes Back
Star Whores VI: Return of the Babe
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice-cubes got stuck up my nose.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10
by WaveyRaveyDavey » 18 Jul 2008, 09:57
You missed one!
'PUMP FRICTION'
'PUMP FRICTION'
Broke. Like a Toyota.
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10
by WaveyRaveyDavey » 18 Jul 2008, 10:05
Top poster of the last 24 hours! And no evil doctor Sperge to thwart my plans!
Your all mine my little beauties!!!!!
Wahahahaha! Wahahahaheheha!
AND I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN FRONT DURING THE DOUBTFUL GUEST, OVERKILL, TONITE!!!
Your all mine my little beauties!!!!!
Wahahahaha! Wahahahaheheha!
AND I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN FRONT DURING THE DOUBTFUL GUEST, OVERKILL, TONITE!!!
Broke. Like a Toyota.
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10
by tavdy79 » 18 Jul 2008, 11:49
WaveyRaveyDavey wrote:You missed one!
'PUMP FRICTION'
Casawanker
Gang Bangs of New York
Mamma in Mia
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice-cubes got stuck up my nose.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10
by tavdy79 » 24 Jul 2008, 22:46
'Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii' not a girl's name, New Zealand court rules
And I thought Americans were bonkers!
And I thought Americans were bonkers!
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice-cubes got stuck up my nose.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10
by tavdy79 » 25 Jul 2008, 09:53
I just heard a rumour that John Barrowman is tipped to play Captain America in the film due in 2011.
Is it just me, or can anyone else see Americans having a problem with a gay Scotsman playing a "national hero"?
Next thing you know Mehdi Kazemi will be the next "Robin" in the batman films...
*also* - update on the funny porn titles:
Who Rogered Roger Rabbit
A Streetwalker Named Desire
Great Sexpectations
A Tale of Two Titties
The Italian BlowJob
Oklahomo
Jane Bond 0069 - Licensed to Thrill
Dawson's Crack
Is it just me, or can anyone else see Americans having a problem with a gay Scotsman playing a "national hero"?
Next thing you know Mehdi Kazemi will be the next "Robin" in the batman films...
*also* - update on the funny porn titles:
Who Rogered Roger Rabbit
A Streetwalker Named Desire
Great Sexpectations
A Tale of Two Titties
The Italian BlowJob
Oklahomo
Jane Bond 0069 - Licensed to Thrill
Dawson's Crack
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice-cubes got stuck up my nose.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10
by pd2h » 28 Jul 2008, 13:17
TOP 10 
It's there who know why!!!
It's there who know why!!!It's the teapot of rave see it's lights.... and camel
http://soundcloud.com/pd2h
Please ignore my spelling I'm a scientist!!
http://soundcloud.com/pd2h
Please ignore my spelling I'm a scientist!!
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Re: This message must always be in the Top 10
by tavdy79 » 30 Jul 2008, 13:42
New nick-name for fat lascivious men:
Jabba the Slutt
Jabba the Slutt
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice-cubes got stuck up my nose.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont.
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