Crap jokes thread

[PaulX]

These utterly unfunny "ooh look at me, I'm telling jokes about rape, I'm so shocking and radical I am" posts only serve to reinforce my point.

[baldmosher]

© Mel Brooks 1974

And for my next trick, I'll quote all Richard Pryor's jokes as well.

I know the script off by heart




What's funnier than a dead baby?























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A dead baby in a clown suit!

I'll get my coat.

[PaulX]

What goes backwards and forwards, backwards and forwards, and screams?

[joe_techno]

What goes backwards and forwards, backwards and forwards, and screams?

i don't know, but didnt u just say...

These utterly unfunny "ooh look at me, I'm telling jokes about rape, I'm so shocking and radical I am" posts only serve to reinforce my point.

however i still want to know... go on...

[joe_techno]

infact i can imagine this is going to be completely unoffensive now iv said that..

[PaulX]

Joe, the answer is "a baby on a bacon slicer".

It's nothing to do with rape and doesn't contradict my previous statement. We've moved on to general sick jokes now, apparently.

[joe_techno]

not that i have any problem with it, infact i absolutely love horrific humour, but it does kind of fit under the ''I'm so shocking and radical I am" category in the same way as the rape thing i reckon.

[baldmosher]

What's red and screams?



















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A peeled baby sitting in a bath of salt

Sick baby jokes are only funny if you forget that this sort of thing has probably happened to a baby somewhere in the world.

[PaulX]

not that i have any problem with it, infact i absolutely love horrific humour, but it does kind of fit under the ''I'm so shocking and radical I am" category in the same way as the rape thing i reckon.

Ever heard the expression "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em"?

Not that what you "reckon" on what "kind of fits" is at all important to me anyway. I don't find rape jokes funny, although I do sometimes find other sick/tasteless humour funny. So sue me.

[joe_techno]

can i actually sue you? i've always wanted to sue some one, plus i could do with the extra cash