Crap jokes thread

[Beatmonkey]

Isn't copying and pasteing the latest round robin e-mails all tavdy ever does anyway these days?

[baldmosher]

round robin

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Escape is impossible!

[muppet]

Whoops, well outside!

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

The beard has gone from the boat party and head clean shaven.

I shall be attending the next BANGFACE 'Al Jarreau'....

[tavdy79]

A random pondering:


Would a person afflicted with a complicated and lesser-known form of a condition in which one is obsessed with intricate examples of inter-connected buildings be suffering from a complex complex complex complex?


Incidentally, my brother tells me that he admires the handiwork of the grafitti artist in Cambridge, whose strategic use of a bottle of Tippex and a black marker pen has turned St Mary's Passage into St Mary's Sausage. Personally. I can't help but think that the sign was hardly in need of an innuendo makeover in the first place!

[NateDawg]

...never ask for help on the interwebz...

[tavdy79]

Short, slightly random and (most importantly) true, which is why it amused me.

A friend of mine is heavily into horses - both riding and racing - and was telling me how he'd lost £25 betting on a horse called Cute Ass in a race yesterday. I (perhaps unsurprisingly) came back with the retort that anyone riding a cute ass was bound to come in bottom.

(badum-tsh)

[acid]

...never ask for help on the interwebz...

That is WELL funny.

[acid]

Short, slightly random and (most importantly) true, which is why it amused me.

A friend of mine is heavily into horses - both riding and racing - and was telling me how he'd lost £25 betting on a horse called Cute Ass in a race yesterday. I (perhaps unsurprisingly) came back with the retort that anyone riding a cute ass was bound to come in bottom.

(badum-tsh)