Crap jokes thread

[Dominick Destruction]

Do vegans spit or swallow?


Just one of the many questions of the universe that I ponder over

[tavdy79]

E-mail error ends up on road sign



When officials asked for the Welsh translation of a road sign, they thought the reply was what they needed.

Unfortunately, the e-mail response to Swansea council said in Welsh: "I am not in the office at the moment. Please send any work to be translated".

(follow the link for the rest)

[PaulX]

One of my favourite Bill Hicks clips - "Your children aren't special!"

[acid]

Do vegans spit or swallow?


Just one of the many questions of the universe that I ponder over

if you had to be a gay bloke. would you be the giver or the taker?

one question i dont have an answer for.

[tavdy79]

if you had to be a gay bloke. would you be the giver or the taker?

one question i dont have an answer for.

Both, preferably at the same time.

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And on a completely unrelated subject, according to "If The World Could Vote?", if the entire planet was voting in tomorrow's US elections McCain would win just two countries - FYR Macedonia and Albania - and would lose overall by 13.1%, with Obama taking 86.9%.

[baldmosher]

if you had to be a gay bloke. would you be the giver or the taker?

one question i dont have an answer for.

Both, preferably at the same time.

I wonder how many men you would need to complete the circle?

[Magma]

if you had to be a gay bloke. would you be the giver or the taker?

one question i dont have an answer for.

Both, preferably at the same time.

I wonder how many men you would need to complete the circle?

9.

No, wait, I don't know.

[CunningStunt]

if you had to be a gay bloke. would you be the giver or the taker?

one question i dont have an answer for.

Both, preferably at the same time.

I wonder how many men you would need to complete the circle?

Surley the logistics of this are limited?

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

If your turds float, does that make you a Witch?

[CunningStunt]

If your turds float, does that make you a Witch?

No but you probably need more fibre in your diet! lol