Crap jokes thread

[PaulX]

On a side note that did spin me out a bit last year. We stopped the BangBus (or ' an us ' as it was then) in a garage and I scanned the front pages of the newspapers out the front.

You were in the BangBus?

Legends!

[wooly_sammoth]

It's returning this year. We're thinking the 'Big Bang Bus' and possibly making it look like a shuttle. We're going to need a whole lot of electrical tape though.

[PaulX]

It's returning this year. We're thinking the 'Big Bang Bus' and possibly making it look like a shuttle. We're going to need a whole lot of electrical tape though.

Careful it doesn't burn up on re-entry.

[baldmosher]

On a side note that did spin me out a bit last year. We stopped the BangBus

You were in the BangBus?

A quick Google search will tell you why I think this is very funny.

[tavdy79]

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[wooly_sammoth]

Just did a 'Google search'. That is the Bangbus I was referring to. Was there another?

[Dominick Destruction]

It's returning this year. We're thinking the 'Big Bang Bus' and possibly making it look like a shuttle. We're going to need a whole lot of electrical tape though.

PLEASE do this!

Legends

I'm tryign to work out how to pimp my Corsa ha.

[baldmosher]

Just did a 'Google search'. That is the Bangbus I was referring to. Was there another?

Are you D Sanches????

PS I'm guessing you have Google Safe Search on or this entire conversation makes no sense to me.

[wooly_sammoth]

Ah,
Yup... Safe Search was on......

Statement retracted!

[BARRY SCOTT]

HI, BARRY SCOTT HERE! THAT BANG BUS COULD DO WITH A BIT OF A CLEANING, ALL THOSE MESSY STAINS EVERYWHERE! BUT WITH ALL THOSE LOVELY YOUNG LADIES TO DO THE HOUSEWORK AND SOME CILLIT BANG, IT'LL ALL BE DONE IN A JIFFY.