Crap jokes thread

[PaulX]

This thread has been set aside for all those crap jokes and pointless posts that don't merit a thread of their own.

Mods may helpfully merge such threads into this one if you don't do it yourself.

[admin]

[tavdy79]

*hic* nope, that eighty-fifth dram was not a good idea...

[Beatmonkey]

ADMIT IT THOUGH, I'VE BEEN REALLY NICE AND MADE AN IMPROVEMENT, HAVEN'T I?

MAYBE I'LL COME TO THIS GLADTALK THING AFTER ALL.

Hahahahaha have you had warnings from the management too? (Grammer nerds, one o or two in that to?)(Oh and anotherone from grammer nerds; to capitalise at the begging of parenthesis or not to capitalise at the begging of parenthesis?)

[tavdy79]

ADMIT IT THOUGH, I'VE BEEN REALLY NICE AND MADE AN IMPROVEMENT, HAVEN'T I?

MAYBE I'LL COME TO THIS GLADTALK THING AFTER ALL.

Hahahahaha have you had warnings from the management too? (Grammer nerds, one o or two in that to?)(Oh and anotherone from grammer nerds; to capitalise at the begging of parenthesis or not to capitalise at the begging of parenthesis?)

In order: two, you do, there's a gap between the words "another" and "one", the question is "for" not "from", it's spelt "grammar", and tell me - how do you beg a parenthesis?

[davemac]

You're ALL asking for a bloody good telling off in my opinion.

What do you think this if for? FUN?

(Capitals at the start of parentheses, my arse).

But where does the fullstop go - outside or in?

[Beatmonkey]

In order: two, you do, there's a gap between the words "another" and "one", the question is "for" not "from", it's spelt "grammar", and tell me - how do you beg a parenthesis?

Both those last ones were genuine typos. Please enlighten me as too why it needs the second o, whats the rules surrounding this extra letter adding madness? And I wasn't asking for a spelling nazi, spellchecker does that for me, I just thought I'd engraciate myself to you language snobs by useing some feild specific lexis instead of simply saying brackets.

[tavdy79]

Please enlighten me as too why it needs the second o, whats the rules surrounding this extra letter adding madness?

Find out how to pronounce "ghoti". That will tell you all you need to know about logic and the English language

[admin]

Find out how to pronounce "ghoti". That will tell you all you need to know about logic and the English language

Fish innit.

[buzzingtalk]

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