Glade Rap

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whats better

Oldskool rap
11
55%
modern rap
5
25%
Grime
4
20%
 
Total votes : 20

Postby teknon0tice » 02 May 2007, 16:17

Ah and that reminds me
my teeth are pretty grimey
oh blimey, what am I to do
least I don't hang with the colgate crew
people are a problem
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Postby Jemo » 02 May 2007, 16:35

no, trust me, they smell of pooh,
and they like to shit over each other too,
its true,
do you want to sniff some glue ?
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Postby buzzingtalk » 03 May 2007, 12:48

i dont sniff glue, instead ill have a stella
turns me into a man of wrath called bobarella
ill pwn you all like 12 year old emos
scabby little fuckers who cant clean their own clothes
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Postby Jemo » 03 May 2007, 13:11

clothes?
its all about nude mate,
running round naked in a fuckin state,
bacon and eggs too, are great,
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Postby BARRY SCOTT » 03 May 2007, 13:12

HI BARRY SCOTT HERE, I'LL SORT OUT THE GRIME
CLEAN UP THE SCUM IN NEXT TO NO TIME
LIMESCALE, RUST, GROUND-IN DIRT
USE CILLIT BANG AND NO-ONE GETS HURT
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Postby Jemo » 03 May 2007, 13:14

yay !! clit bang is here !
so have no fear,
it wont hurt you,
well maybe, if you put it in your ear
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Postby kerry » 03 May 2007, 13:32

Snorting cillit bang is where it's at, mate
I tried it 3 times and it was 'areight'
Spitting rhymes like Arctic Monkeys
My Oop t'North Crew getting funky
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Postby buzzingtalk » 03 May 2007, 13:40

BARRY SCOTT wrote:HI BARRY SCOTT HERE, I'LL SORT OUT THE GRIME
CLEAN UP THE SCUM IN NEXT TO NO TIME
LIMESCALE, RUST, GROUND-IN DIRT
USE CILLIT BANG AND NO-ONE GETS HURT


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Postby Jemo » 03 May 2007, 14:09

buzzingtalk wrote:
BARRY SCOTT wrote:HI BARRY SCOTT HERE, I'LL SORT OUT THE GRIME
CLEAN UP THE SCUM IN NEXT TO NO TIME
LIMESCALE, RUST, GROUND-IN DIRT
USE CILLIT BANG AND NO-ONE GETS HURT


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thats not a rap,
and it doesnt look like a breakfast bap,
snorting clit bang, I'll have some of that,
maybe get addicted and lose some body fat
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Postby teknon0tice » 03 May 2007, 14:45

If yah wanna burn some fat off
cilit bangs a good way to begin
but as well as burning off
it may just burn your skin
people are a problem
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