Glade Rap

Glade Festival is Britain's biggest and best non-corporate electronic dance music festival, with a proper havin' it vibe. Now based at a stately home in Norfolk.

whats better

Oldskool rap
11
55%
modern rap
5
25%
Grime
4
20%
 
Total votes : 20

Re: Glade Rap

Postby colingaydeathprobe » 11 Dec 2007, 17:02

smooth... like a cat on stilts
with the ever lemon-quick glide of catapults
like jus-a-tomato i'll be steamin' while i'm beanin'
dry hump the roast and offend when i yell clemen
You think I know fuck-nothing? Ha! I know fuck-ALL.
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Re: Glade Rap

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 11 Dec 2007, 19:36

So tell me, HOW DO I MOVE THE STAIN?,
The lyrics and the rhyme, that is my fame,
But Cillit Bang can be such a pain,
And this Barry Scott's getting up my ain'...
They take their tunes, load them into laptops and then they smash them all to bits!
WaaahahahaahahahaHahahahaaa...
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Re: Glade Rap

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 11 Dec 2007, 23:56

WaveyRaveyDavey wrote:So tell me, HOW DO I MOVE THE STAIN?,
The lyrics and the rhyme, that is my fame,
But Cillit Bang can be such a pain,
And this Barry Scott's getting up my ain'...


With apologies to Eric B and Rakim

Good night all & sweet dreams of inflatable blue dolphins!
They take their tunes, load them into laptops and then they smash them all to bits!
WaaahahahaahahahaHahahahaaa...
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Re: Glade Rap

Postby baldmosher » 25 Mar 2008, 18:19

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dibbydibbydibbydibbydibbydibbydibby
dibbydibbydibbydibbydibbydibbydibbyBOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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Re: Glade Rap

Postby PaulX » 25 Mar 2008, 18:29

Image

Hear the words I sing,
Glade's a beautiful thing,
So I sing sing sing...
...ding-a-ling-a-ling.
Top one. Nice one. Get sorted.
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Re: Glade Rap

Postby megadaisy » 26 Mar 2008, 13:01

We aint going to glade this year
Feeling too old - the mud I fear
Were off to Lanzarote to stay in a villa
hopefully the weathers gonna be killer

Another weekend near good old glastonbury
were going to Paris - flying not ferry
attending Blizzcon to be a nerd
wtf you say omg never mind i should have kept me gob shut on that one - word!
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Re: Glade Rap

Postby baldmosher » 26 Mar 2008, 14:44

8mile edit:

Sat here at work having lunch at my desk
Munching paella that's a bit watered down
Three sachets of spice mix didn't help much with flavour
It just tastes of broccoli but the olives are metallic
The chillies are fresh but the rhyming is drastic
I should have wrapped it but I used a plastic tub instead
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Montage edit:

Sat here at work having lunch at my desk
Last night's leftovers ain't passing the test
Munching paella that's a bit watered down
Way too much liquid, now I'm wearing a frown
Three sachets of spice mix didn't help much with flavour
My partner* hates seafood, no shellfish to savour
It just tastes of broccoli but the olives are metallic
The chillies are fresh but the rhyming is drastic
(I shouldn't rap at lunch but I need to clear my head)
I should have wrapped it in paper but I used a plastic tub instead

Aii


* should be ex partner but it doesn't scan, the bitch!!!
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