
Other heroes: The chap on the same block as us (we were in 660) who, apart from me, was the only guy on our block with a secret horn! So, big up my hidden horn massiv consisting of two people. That guy was a dude, I think I may have wandered over for a chat on sunday night but can't remember that much.
And lastly, the chalet opposite ours were heroes just for being face-banged mentalists. Always in costume, always dancing outside their chalet, trying to surf an ironing board, trashing the plastic chairs, shouting raucously... you guys were amazing. Special props to the guy who lobbed the water bomb at the security when they confiscated the horns! He was escorted off, I hope he wasn't properly ejected though.


She'll get lots of good karma for that one. In leicester city centre the other day I ran after someone who had left their cash in the cashpoint to give it back to them then the people in the que nicked my place and I had to go to the back. I think they thougbht I was stupid for not just pocketing the cash fucking low down good for nothing nazi cunts. The person whos cash it was only said a quick muttered thanks as well. If I'd done that at bangface it would have been smiles and hugs and pints brought all round.
, except for a girl named Flo (dunno how it's written), and her (girly) friend who was pretty tall.

