How to blag your way into a club

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How to blag your way into a club

Postby muppet » 04 Sep 2008, 16:38

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Re: How to blag your way into a club

Postby Petch » 04 Sep 2008, 19:40

Piece of piss huh?

It is pretty easy to blag your way in most clubs, me and some mates blagged out way into Gatecrasher in Notts pretending to be Cheltenham Town footballers who had just played Forest in the FA Cup, Got in with VIP passes, couldn't believe it. Awesome night as we carried it when we got in there and had all these shallow women hanging around us expecting us to buy them champagne! Don't think they realised Cheltenham play in league 2.

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Re: How to blag your way into a club

Postby Efflux » 04 Sep 2008, 20:44

Oh dear Petch, I've never been to Gatecrasher but I can just imagine what its like. I've always wanted to try and blag entry to a club as th DJ, but never really had the oppurtunity.
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Re: How to blag your way into a club

Postby buzzingtalk » 10 Sep 2008, 07:11

haha!

always makes me laugh when theres a house party/freeparty and theres a que of people behind the decks clutching some records and waiting for a turn :D
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Re: How to blag your way into a club

Postby Sperge » 14 Sep 2008, 22:30

I'm a bit sceptical about this video to be honest. He claims to have got into every club in Sydney with this trick, yet we only see two short clips of him getting as far as the door.

What about all the other clubs - and did he actually manage to get into the club itself even on the 'success' clips we saw? If so, why haven't we got footage of this instead of that crappy scene at a frigging cashpoint? My bullshit detector is bleeping on this one.

I'd love to see this guy trying to pull the same stunt at some of the clubs in London. I was at The End last night and there were queues to join the queue! Advance tickets were in one queue, turning up at the door were another queue and even the guest list had a queue. Good luck to this guy trying to blag his way past that lot with a pair of headphones and a record bag.
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Re: How to blag your way into a club

Postby acid » 15 Sep 2008, 06:27

Petch wrote:Piece of piss huh?

It is pretty easy to blag your way in most clubs, me and some mates blagged out way into Gatecrasher in Notts pretending to be Cheltenham Town footballers who had just played Forest in the FA Cup, Got in with VIP passes, couldn't believe it. Awesome night as we carried it when we got in there and had all these shallow women hanging around us expecting us to buy them champagne! Don't think they realised Cheltenham play in league 2.

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i'd be trying to blag my way OUT of gatecrasher.
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Re: How to blag your way into a club

Postby Dave Skywalker » 15 Sep 2008, 10:56

Yeah.. I smell bullshit. Like Sperge says they get past security but it's VERY doubtful you'll get past the ticket booth/guest list person.

If you really want to get into a club for free, you need to ---DELETE DELETE DELETE!!---

I actually typed out what two ways would work, but thought it's probably wise not to put it in the end :wackyhat:
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Re: How to blag your way into a club

Postby jimbob'92 » 15 Sep 2008, 16:37

im sure the old headphones and record bag trick was promoted in mixmag about 10 years ago. I smelt bullshit lazy journalism then, too.
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