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How Google sees us

Postby PaulX » 19 Jun 2009, 14:15

These are apparently the top 200 keywords Googlebot sees when it's trawling through our site:

1 . glade
2 . posts
3 . bang
4 . joined
5 . face
6 . festival
7 . location
8 . ravetalk
9 . weekender
10 . bangface
11 . sperge
12 . friend
13 . motto
14 . it's
15 . party
16 . highscores
17 . rave
18 . people
19 . acid
20 . life
21 . tickets
22 . nice
23 . baldmosher
24 . london
25 . animal
26 . post
27 . crew
28 . ups
29 . music
30 . evil
31 . parties
32 . human
33 . emperor
34 . fest
35 . raves
36 . space
37 . sorted
38 . phpbb
39 . the99thredballoon
40 . proper
41 . lineup
42 . hardcore
43 . ticket
44 . myspace
45 . night
46 . play
47 . round
48 . bit
49 . users
50 . journey
51 . raver
52 . saint
53 . live
54 . sunrise
55 . fletcher
56 . stage
57 . faq
58 . glastonbury
59 . new
60 . furniture
61 . news
62 . thread
63 . decksandrumsandrockandroll
64 . buzzingtalk
65 . mixes
66 . chalet
67 . bfw
68 . overkill
69 . pre
70 . beatmonkey
71 . sound
72 . ton
73 . john
74 . universe
75 . views
76 . dave
77 . event
78 . jemo
79 . speed
80 . pretty
81 . dance
82 . dominick
83 . festivals
84 . boki
85 . gentle
86 . magma
87 . destruction
88 . cancelled
89 . flyers
90 . newbie
91 . frusciante
92 . atmosphere
93 . club
94 . techno
95 . westwood
96 . neo
97 . snares
98 . june
99 . bloc
100 . camber
101 . dealer
102 . moms
103 . love
104 . google
105 . playing
106 . tim
107 . though
108 . world
109 . tent
110 . rephlex
111 . digital
112 . august
113 . pictures
114 . generals
115 . march
116 . donk
117 . read
118 . breakcore
119 . orbital
120 . yeah
121 . confirmed
122 . vapor
123 . weather
124 . bristol
125 . jingle
126 . gonna
127 . drum
128 . planet
129 . summer
130 . rumours
131 . far
132 . shakyjane
133 . idea
134 . records
135 . boat
136 . arriving
137 . birthday
138 . dates
139 . lahmjpowder
140 . leah
141 . trains
142 . turnmills
143 . cornwall
144 . manchester
145 . skywalker
146 . camping
147 . albums
148 . fares
149 . announced
150 . dress
151 . psy
152 . sunday
153 . venetian
154 . meetups
155 . played
156 . released
157 . fess
158 . devvo
159 . venue
160 . warehouse
161 . bass
162 . body
163 . wasing
164 . sharing
165 . student
166 . stuff
167 . broadside
168 . didn
169 . tune
170 . friday
171 . actually
172 . altern
173 . gallery
174 . waveyraveydavey
175 . fucking
176 . july
177 . pd2h
178 . pesh
179 . bongobil1
180 . buckfast
181 . embrace
182 . grave
183 . holiday
184 . pills
185 . waveform
186 . hosenbugler
187 . intention
188 . loudly
189 . remix
190 . story
191 . grassroots
192 . dinnwarde
193 . leeds
194 . east
195 . liggins
196 . sets
197 . surgeon
198 . corsica
199 . squarepusher
200 . yohankiwi

Disappointing to see that "fucking" is down in 175th place. :(
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby Five Alive » 19 Jun 2009, 15:25

116 . donk

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Re: How Google sees us

Postby Hi-speed Dubbing » 19 Jun 2009, 22:51

Oneeee Huuuuunnndreddd n Eiiiiigggghhhhttyyyyy! Buckfast.
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby pre-s-ton » 19 Jun 2009, 23:18

69. pre
72. ton

is that me? but comes up seperate cos i have little dashes in my username?
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby PaulX » 19 Jun 2009, 23:56

pre-s-ton wrote:69. pre
72. ton

is that me? but comes up seperate cos i have little dashes in my username?

Very likely.
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby Beatmonkey » 20 Jun 2009, 18:18

lol, donk is above breakcore. And I need to post more, 70 is a pityful showing. Damn haveing other things to do then t'internet.
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby Dave Skywalker » 22 Jun 2009, 13:30

70th ain't bad. You're still more popular than jemo, dominick, boki, magma, myself - and many others!!
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby Beatmonkey » 22 Jun 2009, 14:17

Look at sperge though! No. 11, how is that possible?? It's almost like he owns the place.
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby ThE99THReDBallooN » 22 Jun 2009, 15:36

39 yeahhhhh
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby Magma » 22 Jun 2009, 16:23

Dave Skywalker wrote:70th ain't bad. You're still more popular than jemo, dominick, boki, magma, myself - and many others!!


I feel cheated. I've postwhored all over this forum like a right bastard for the last year or so!
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby PaulX » 22 Jun 2009, 16:58

Magma wrote:
I feel cheated. I've postwhored all over this forum like a right bastard for the last year or so!


Ah, but it's more about posting in threads that Googlebot finds interesting than how big your post count is. ;)
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby fletcher » 22 Jun 2009, 19:44

The big dog westwood! Check him out
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby lahmjpowder » 22 Jun 2009, 22:12

139 aint bad...hopefully be in the 80's by this time next year.
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby Beatmonkey » 24 Jun 2009, 12:46

lahmjpowder wrote:139 aint bad...hopefully be in the 80's by this time next year.


lol, now thats an ambition, can we get certificates to whack in the CV please :D
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby Aussie Raver » 24 Jun 2009, 13:04

I’m taking full credit for # 51 :P
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby pd2h » 25 Jun 2009, 11:06

Boo got beaten by most things but most annoyingly "fucking" is 2 places above me!!
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby baldmosher » 25 Jun 2009, 14:02

11 . sperge
23 . baldmosher
39 . the99thredballoon

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Re: How Google sees us

Postby casiokerry » 28 Jun 2009, 11:30

Funniest. thread. ever.

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Re: How Google sees us

Postby pre-s-ton » 02 Jul 2009, 11:02

Sperge wrote:Very likely.

gutted
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby pre-s-ton » 02 Jul 2009, 11:03

i also like how the word 'joined' snuck in there at no.4 in between 'bang and 'face' thus creating: Bang Joined Face
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby PaulX » 02 Jul 2009, 11:18

Aussie Raver wrote:I’m taking full credit for # 51 :P


Not a chance! "Aussie" isn't anywhere in the 200. :upyours:
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby buzzingtalk » 02 Jul 2009, 20:30

DONK, wicked.
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Re: How Google sees us

Postby acid » 04 Jul 2009, 14:03

westwood @ 95 ????
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