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Postby wooly_sammoth » 31 Oct 2008, 15:50

Russel Brand and Jonathon Ross to host Bangface T.V.

Lets face it they'll be looking for work and they are now apparently the masters of in-appropriate comedy.
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Re: I vote for

Postby acid » 31 Oct 2008, 18:33

i just got a text message that went like this:


Dear Johnathan Ross

i've shagged you daughter.
who's laughing now cunt!

lots of love
Gary Glitter.
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Re: I vote for

Postby ThE99THReDBallooN » 31 Oct 2008, 19:05

anyone else think that whole thing was taken a bit over the top?
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow, what a ride."
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Re: I vote for

Postby fletcher » 31 Oct 2008, 19:15

Very over the top, but they're both cunts so its funny

Bangface rave banner: "I also shagged Andrew Sax's grand-daughter" ?
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Re: I vote for

Postby ThE99THReDBallooN » 31 Oct 2008, 19:35

fletcher wrote:Very over the top, but they're both cunts so its funny

Bangface rave banner: "I also shagged Andrew Sax's grand-daughter" ?



hahahah that banners gotta be used!
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Re: I vote for

Postby buzzingtalk » 01 Nov 2008, 00:00

unfunny cunts TBH

if fact, the funnist russel brand related thing is seeing that fucking ugly smug look removed from his face in all pics of him in the media recently

fucking LOL on your expense sonny boy
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Re: I vote for

Postby leah » 01 Nov 2008, 15:58

ThE99THReDBallooN wrote:
fletcher wrote:Very over the top, but they're both cunts so its funny

Bangface rave banner: "I also shagged Andrew Sax's grand-daughter" ?



hahahah that banners gotta be used!

if you must sink to the same level of unfunny vulgarity, perhaps you might spell mr sachs' surname correctly :P
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Re: I vote for

Postby PaulX » 01 Nov 2008, 16:39

leah wrote:
ThE99THReDBallooN wrote:
fletcher wrote:Very over the top, but they're both cunts so its funny

Bangface rave banner: "I also shagged Andrew Sax's grand-daughter" ?



hahahah that banners gotta be used!

if you must sink to the same level of unfunny vulgarity, perhaps you might spell mr sachs' surname correctly :P


The best Beavis and Butt-Head episode ever was when they found a guy called Harry Sachs (uhuhuhuhuh hairy sacks uhuhuhuh) in the directory and kept ringing him up.

Unfortunately it's not on YouTube, even the DVD doesn't have the proper version of the episode because they cut out all the music vids and this one had Butt-Head beating up Beavis "for his own good" for starting to like Bon Jovi. :D

Anyway, back on topic, I think Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross are complete cocks. Except that apparently Brand may not qualify to be a "complete" cock as someone on another board says her friend shagged him and claimed that Brand had a pencil dick and used it in "a weird stabbing motion" on her.

leah wrote:
ThE99THReDBallooN wrote:
fletcher wrote:Very over the top, but they're both cunts so its funny

Bangface rave banner: "I also shagged Andrew Sax's grand-daughter" ?



hahahah that banners gotta be used!

if you must sink to the same level of unfunny vulgarity, perhaps you might spell mr sachs' surname correctly :P


"I'm so sorry, he's from Barcelona..." :whistle:
Top one. Nice one. Get sorted.
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Re: I vote for

Postby lahmjpowder » 01 Nov 2008, 19:34

Well I thought it was funny.
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Re: I vote for

Postby PaulX » 01 Nov 2008, 20:26

lahmjpowder wrote:Well I thought it was funny.

Why, exactly?

This was not banter between mates. It was a public humiliation of someone who had done nothing to deserve it. Ross and Brand abused their wealth and power to act like a pair of schoolyard bullies. Have you heard the whole thing? They didn't just make the one call, they called him three times, adding insult to injury:



Brand was clearly itching to boast about his 'conquest'. He and Ross also perhaps felt slighted because Andrew Sachs had failed to turn up on their show. There's the 'motive', they wanted to 'punish' Sachs for his no-show.

I can only think that you think it's funny because you're identifying with Ross and Brand having got themselves into an embarrassing situation and digging themselves into a deeper and deeper hole. But that shows an amazing lack of empathy for the two victims in this - Andrew Sachs and Georgina Baillie. It's also pretty blatant to me that the whole 'blurting out' of this information was 'accidentally on purpose', it all seems very contrived and not at all spontaneous.
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