IMPORTANT: re Wrong Music tickets and goody bag!

[Sperge]

We have two tickets and a Wrong Music goody bag for Benwrongun's amazing Wrong Music Bristol bash on 29 November. Just as a reminder, here's the jolly decent lineup:

Shitmat (http://www.myspace.com/henryshitmat)
DJ Scotch Egg (http://www.myspace.com/djscotchegg)
Ebola (http://www.myspace.com/ebolawrongmusic)
Mully (http://www.myspace.com/mullymo)
Vexkiddy (http://www.myspace.com/therhomworkshop)
Judith Priest (http://www.myspace.com/judithpriest)
Demon Cabbage (http://www.myspace.com/demoncabbage)
Beatwife (http://www.myspace.com/beatwifeaudio)
DJ Tendraw (http://www.myspace.com/djtendrawandthegypsiesdog)
Stig Noise Sound Sytem - (http://www.myspace.com/stignoise)
Gusset (http://www.myspace.com/gusset)
The Fez (http://www.myspace.com/fezcore)
M.D.M.A (http://www.myspace.com/moronicdancemusicassociation)
Boogie Dave (http://www.myspace.com/boogiedave)
Roger Species (http://www.myspace.com/rogerspecies)
Jake Conlon (http://www.myspace.com/jak3conlon)
Dead Fader (http://www.myspace.com/deadfader)
Groove (http://www.myspace.com/audioasylumtechno)
Nasty McQuaid (http://www.myspace.com/nastymcquaid)
Shitnat (http://www.myspace.com/shitnat)
Eraserhead (http://www.myspace.com/eraserheadmusic)
Bertbangatrak Vs Gibbo (http://www.myspace.com/bertbangatrak)
(http://www.myspace.com/gibbobreaks)
Wombcorps(http://www.myspace.com/hardcoreyouknowthescore)
Tripledot (http://www.myspace.com/christripledot)

So what do you have to do to earn your free place at this marvel of musical melée? Simple. All you have to do is name three tracks that must be played in one of the sets, the stupider the better.

Stick your entries here and we'll have a vote on the best ones.

[Sperge]

OK, to start us off, here's three stupid things to drop into a Wrong set:

That Celine Dion thing out of Titanic
Tony Blair saying "Go on, punk, make my day" (as edited by Cassetteboy)
Nice n Easy Does It by Frank Sinatra

[aura]

Ronald McDonald Insanity-Ranorudo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc
Chocolate Rain-Tay Zonday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
X Factor Heros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI6QHsJfsmY

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

'Here Comes Trouble'
'They Think I'm Crazy (A Little Preperation)'

Both by Cabbage Patch Kids

OR/AND (More relevant)

'London's on Acid' by Cabbage Patch

[Christoph]

Babylon Zoo - Spaceman
If I knew you were comin (I'd have baked a cake) - Gracie Fields
Fantomas - Spider Baby


Oooh yeah I'm feeling the win

[Dominick Destruction]

'The birdie song' by The Tweets (It can't be a good birthday without this one & clearly one of the most annoying/stupid songs ever created!! )

Stevie Wonder 'It's Wrong' (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KqVGyLtqQCk) haha. Many a use of the word 'wrong'

&

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kbMVHvBNFrY - THIS! (Green Jello 'The Bear Song') For the 'cabbage' references haha.

'The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see, SO!
He went back over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see!
You darn fool, you darn fool, can't you plainly see? HEY!
It's nothing but a cabbage head his grandma said to me. HO!
Many a-miles I've traveled, a thousand miles or so, HEY!
I never saw a head of cabbage with hair upon it before!
WHAT'S THIS CABBAGE?!
The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see, SO!
He went back over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see!
HEY, IS THAT A BEAR OVER THERE?!!
"Hey, Boo Boo, let's scare the ranger."
"Gee, Yogi...
You darn fool, you darn fool, can't you plainly see? HEY!
It's nothing but a cabbage head his grandma said to me. HO!
Many a-miles I've traveled, a thousand miles or so, HEY!
I never saw a head of cabbage with hair upon it before!
SOMEBODY GIVE THAT CABBAGE A HAIR CUT!!" '

(can't decide what is better with those 2)

[laurennoodles]

i'm just gona throw in some bangin songs

hello - lionel richie
reach for the stars - S club 7
andddd
i shot the sheriff - bob marley

i dont know how the fuck you would mix them in but it'd be brilliant

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

'Here Comes Trouble'
'They Think I'm Crazy (A Little Preperation)'

Both by Cabbage Patch Kids

OR/AND (More relevant)

'London's on Acid' by Cabbage Patch

Sorry! Could I change one of the Cabbage Patch Kids tracks for;

'Your Rude (Get Fucked)' (Fuckapella) by Bad Cabbage? (They were on BMG Australia)

[Kieresty]

Bert Kaempfert - A Swingin Safari
Alexei Sayle - 'Ullo John! Gotta New Motor?
Erasure - A little respect

[Dominick Destruction]

When will the winner of this comp be anounced?... as the date is getting ever nearer

[Benwrongun]

will be announced on sunday, if you buy tickets and win i will refund you!

[Dominick Destruction]

Schweeeet!

[Sperge]

Babylon Zoo - Spaceman
If I knew you were comin (I'd have baked a cake) - Gracie Fields
Fantomas - Spider Baby


Oooh yeah I'm feeling the win

Congratulations, we have a winner!

[Sperge]

Erm, sorry for the grand cock-up, but we don't have a winner.

Christoph forgot he'd entered and can't make it over.

So the Wrong Music tickets and goody bag are still up for grabs. First come, first served!

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Oh, go on then!

[Christoph]

Silly old me, I feel right ashamed

[Sperge]

No worries, you've made Davey a happy man.

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Bless you all...

First I'd like to thank my mother, god..... *cries*....