Here's an Idea, for the people who are so unlucky to not get a upgrade to a classy suite, you can issue upgrade survival kits holding 3 balloons, some collourfull bits of string and a small 6 volt handpoweredgenerator. So that any slightly unlucky partygoer still has the oppertunity to turn his cardboardbox into a 6 bedroom mansion.
they were fine & dandy tbf but i couldnt see why anyone would want to actually go on holiday there
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow, what a ride."
Holidaying their would be proper shit, however for a place to crash they were perfect, bed, water, toilet, a lock on the door what more could you possibly want?