Lurkers!

[shakyjane]

i'm on about 3.24 posts a day

[ouzodave]

I have sildenafil citrate will this make your knob even more massive?

Do you need it already? Poor chap.

Don't need it but it takes the thinking out of it

[matty303]

I'm a lurker and I can't get on the site at work as our proxy server blocks it

[Beatmonkey]

I'm a lurker and I can't get on the site at work as our proxy server blocks it

Give the IT guys a few cases of some highly caffinated beverage, should work a charm

[ouzodave]

I'm a Jurker.

[muppet]

I saw [you] logged on once, but I could be mistaken.

[ilfracombe]

What? When? I know a few muppets- are you one of them?

[thehoff]

I saw [you] logged on once, but I could be mistaken.

[joe_techno]

edit - ahhhhhhhh

[ilfracombe]

I am a topic of conversation - why? And why the photo of the housewives' favourite bloke? Do you know dark secrets about my past?

[Sperge]

I am a topic of conversation - why? And why the photo of the housewives' favourite bloke? Do you know dark secrets about my past?

I think I'd better explain that muppet was playing a practical joke on the newbies.

On April Fools' Day we introduced a special command called "the you code". When this code is put in a message, the person who is reading it sees their name mentioned and thinks they are the one being talked about.But actually everyone who is logged in sees their own name. See lil-faroop-unmasked-t5123.html for more details. Basically Lil Faroop (anagram of April Fool!) posted a couple of messages using the you code and it caused mayhem until people saw the funny side.

It's a bit cruel to unleash it on newbies the day before Glade, so I thought I'd better nip this one in the bud now.

Don't panic, [you], you're not really being talked about!

[joe_techno]

haha, thats actually amazing. got me well and truly!

[ilfracombe]

What a rotter. I used to be accused of having hair like that bloke, so it started getting scary. However - please note that I am now a proud lightweight thankyou very much.

[Joyous]

hmm, we had to stop that code on Festival Weather cos we really really upset some newbies.. as soon as I saw my name there it all came back to me! evil gladtalkers!

[Sperge]

hmm, we had to stop that code on Festival Weather cos we really really upset some newbies.. as soon as I saw my name there it all came back to me! evil gladtalkers!

Happy to make you feel at home, Joyous.

[schlomp]

What a rotter.

I prefer the term lurker, thanks.

GLADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im uh lurka fo'life

off to the shadows...

[varntvar]

I saw [you] logged on once, but I could be mistaken.

Hey!

[varntvar]

I saw [you] logged on once, but I could be mistaken.

not entirely inaccurate

[varntvar]

I am a topic of conversation - why? And why the photo of the housewives' favourite bloke? Do you know dark secrets about my past?

I think I'd better explain that muppet was playing a practical joke on the newbies.

On April Fools' Day we introduced a special command called "the you code". When this code is put in a message, the person who is reading it sees their name mentioned and thinks they are the one being talked about.But actually everyone who is logged in sees their own name. See lil-faroop-unmasked-t5123.html for more details. Basically Lil Faroop (anagram of April Fool!) posted a couple of messages using the you code and it caused mayhem until people saw the funny side.

It's a bit cruel to unleash it on newbies the day before Glade, so I thought I'd better nip this one in the bud now.

Don't panic, [you], you're not really being talked about!

Ah

[varntvar]

Should reall read the whole thead first.