Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Glade Festival is Britain's biggest and best non-corporate electronic dance music festival, with a proper havin' it vibe. It's 16-19 July 2009, get those dates in your diary.

What colour will the naked dude be this year?

Mauve
0
No votes
Chocolate Orange
3
9%
Translucent
2
6%
English Sunburn Pink
4
11%
Blue
9
26%
Green
14
40%
Purple (already been done)
0
No votes
Red/Orange (already been done)
0
No votes
Bronze (already been done)
0
No votes
Pink with yellow polka dots
3
9%
 
Total votes : 35

Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby ogriff » 03 Jul 2008, 12:04

... SO!

What's your money on?

Will naked guy be:

Mauve?
Chocolate Orange?
Translucent?
English Sunburn Pink (I know he's from SF, but he might be coming in camo...)?
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Re: It's nearly that time of year again...

Postby fletcher » 03 Jul 2008, 12:07

I think the council will ban him, because its seen to be too much fun.
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Re: It's nearly that time of year again...

Postby joe_techno » 03 Jul 2008, 12:11

hmmm gud question, was he red last year?? or blue?? can't remember... i'm gonna go for green ne way, nice refreshing change :fear:
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Re: It's nearly that time of year again...

Postby Sperge » 03 Jul 2008, 12:55

This so blatantly should be a poll. :idea:
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby Sperge » 03 Jul 2008, 13:06

For the benefit of newbies who haven't seen him before, here's Purple Naked Dude from 2005:

http://www.gladtalk.co.uk/images/purple1.jpg

(have made it a link as technically speaking, it's not work safe, but there's not a lot to see ;))
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby thehoff » 03 Jul 2008, 13:18

Blates green.

Doesnt anyone know why he paints himself nude every year?
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby alboot » 03 Jul 2008, 13:38

blue, perhaps just from the arctic cold (reverse psycology)
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby shakyjane » 03 Jul 2008, 14:52

i went for blue, i dunno why
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby Twist » 03 Jul 2008, 14:58

green
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby youllneverbe » 03 Jul 2008, 15:29

He was red in 2006 and blue last year... am I right?

Yellow possibly? Who knows? Maybe he'll go completely crazy and be clothed.


EDIT: Ah yes, he was gold/bronze last year, not blue. I saw the list and remembered.
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby asmooth » 03 Jul 2008, 16:28

what's the difference between mauve and purple?

I reckon he'll be green!
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby baldmosher » 03 Jul 2008, 16:34

Sperge wrote:For the benefit of newbies who haven't seen him before, here's Purple Naked Dude from 2005:
http://www.gladtalk.co.uk/images/purple1.jpg

Funny, the dude behind him that's laying out a rug with the girl in blue stood behind him is probably my mate Tristan. The girl in blue (I think) is Behind Green Eyes off this board. Which means I'm sat on the floor very close by, probably trying to convert garbled sounds into comprehensible speech and failing because of some very nice mushrooms :D We moved that rug out of the sun about 20 times in 2 hours :D
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby Twist » 03 Jul 2008, 17:22

it would rock if he turned up in top hat and tails or something.
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby ouzodave » 03 Jul 2008, 17:51

He was this colour last year........http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6n3hwsRqg
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby AmbientUpstart » 06 Jul 2008, 12:19

anyone think that if we somehow got everyone to go naked he'd be wandering around fully clothed, talking about how liberating it is to go against the trend?
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby JumpinJackFlash » 08 Jul 2008, 23:57

ouzodave wrote:He was this colour last year........http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl6n3hwsRqg


That video is pure gold (EDIT: Unintentional pun) , the dancers at the front don't know what to do with themselves! UV Wool hair is no match for a naked gold dude.

thehoff wrote:Doesnt anyone know why he paints himself nude every year?


Probably the common 'too many drugs' tale, that or he did it the first year and feels an obligation to one up himself, I mean last year was gold, a most precious of metals, if he were clothed that'd be too much for me to handle
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby Beatmonkey » 09 Jul 2008, 00:24

I've heard before that he's friends with the organisers so when security chuck him out he just gets straight back in. It would be quite nice to be so comftable with your body that you could just wander round infrount of thousends of people in your birthday suit. He's an inspiration not a werido.
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby Sperge » 09 Jul 2008, 00:51

Beatmonkey wrote:I've heard before that he's friends with the organisers

He is.

He uses the name "Jovis" when he's in character.
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby joe_techno » 09 Jul 2008, 08:39

he is an absolute nutter tho to be fair. he got dangerously close to me with that penis of his a couple of years ago. i'm scarred for life :wacko:
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Re: Poll: what colour will the naked dude be?

Postby Sperge » 09 Jul 2008, 08:52

There was a YouTube video of him at some Spanish festival, where you get to hear him speak for a few seconds, but I can't remember what it was called (was taken a couple of years ago).
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