


Beatmonkey wrote:xkejjer wrote:its fucking horrible, if you serve porridge at any mediterranean restaurant in any mediterranean country you'll get projectile vomiting on the waiter's sorry face as tips. thats not food, for fuck's sake. we're used to succulent rabbit in wine sauce, fillets of beef in pepper sauce, buttered duck and that kind of shit, not porridge. yuck.
Well luckily porridge isn't restaurant food then isn't it. It's a fuck load of stodge full of goodness that keeps you full for fucking agers with the better kinds of energy. It isn't attempting to be fine dineing that would just be silly.





xkejjer wrote:its fucking horrible, if you serve porridge at any mediterranean restaurant in any mediterranean country you'll get projectile vomiting on the waiter's sorry face as tips. thats not food, for fuck's sake. we're used to succulent rabbit in wine sauce, fillets of beef in pepper sauce, buttered duck and that kind of shit, not porridge. yuck.



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xkejjer wrote:polenta despite its measly original state (some corn) develops into something much more tasty than porridge, for fuck's sake.. if you have eaten both and havent seen a world of difference your taste buds are fucked, my friend.
shakyjane wrote:Stop smoking, cut your legs off and eat a load of pies! Problem solved.



xkejjer wrote:no wonder the english aren't well known for their culinary insticts and traditions

shakyjane wrote:Stop smoking, cut your legs off and eat a load of pies! Problem solved.


SunburnedCactus wrote:Porridge oats were eaten by neolithic peoples 5,000 years ago. Respect the ancient foodstuff.
'SPECT.
missmorbid wrote:SunburnedCactus wrote:Porridge oats were eaten by neolithic peoples 5,000 years ago. Respect the ancient foodstuff.
So were insects and rocks I suspect.'SPECT.




xkejjer wrote:they ate porridge cause they didnt know how to make the beef in butter sauce gravy with a side plate of potatoes filled with cheese and mushrooms though..
shakyjane wrote:Stop smoking, cut your legs off and eat a load of pies! Problem solved.

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