Porridge

[xkejjer]

oh yeah yeah bla bla do we have to be politically correct in food as well now? bla bla yeah yeah

[Petch]

A failure to communicate maybe.... porridge on its own is disgusting, add milk, or, sugar, butter, honey etc... and it is yummy, if you don't agree, you can tongue my testicles.

[xkejjer]

they're probably tastier than porridge...

[PaulX]

its fucking horrible, if you serve porridge at any mediterranean restaurant in any mediterranean country you'll get projectile vomiting on the waiter's sorry face as tips. thats not food, for fuck's sake. we're used to succulent rabbit in wine sauce, fillets of beef in pepper sauce, buttered duck and that kind of shit, not porridge. yuck.

Well luckily porridge isn't restaurant food then isn't it. It's a fuck load of stodge full of goodness that keeps you full for fucking agers with the better kinds of energy. It isn't attempting to be fine dineing that would just be silly.

Have you been to Scotland in the winter, xkejjer? If you did, you might understand why they eat stodgy food like porridge.

Mind you, that's still no excuse for deep-fried Mars bars...

[xkejjer]

i've never been to scotland no.. but fried mars bars is something i'd like to try.. i must stress that i dont give a shit about healthy eating andd as i'm a sweettooth, i would liek to see how they do them.

i know theyre very easy to make, but on the other hand i'd like to try it in scotland for the first time.. it might be a nice thing to do, going to scotland for 3 or 4 days after next year's glade

[ferg]

have you ever tried buckfast xkejjer??

[Efflux]

yummy, only had buckfast once, but I remember it being very sweet.

[leah]

its fucking horrible, if you serve porridge at any mediterranean restaurant in any mediterranean country you'll get projectile vomiting on the waiter's sorry face as tips. thats not food, for fuck's sake. we're used to succulent rabbit in wine sauce, fillets of beef in pepper sauce, buttered duck and that kind of shit, not porridge. yuck.

polenta... not wildly dissimilar yet those plucky italians seem to cope very well. and in restaurants, would you believe?



(i could have found a more appetising example, but i am lazy so i got it from wikipedia)

[PaulX]

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[xkejjer]

polenta despite its measly original state (some corn) develops into something much more tasty than porridge, for fuck's sake.. if you have eaten both and havent seen a world of difference your taste buds are fucked, my friend.

that said, its not even near the top list of good food anyway.