Porridge

[Sperge]

they ate porridge cause they didnt know how to make the beef in butter sauce gravy with a side plate of potatoes filled with cheese and mushrooms though..

Everyone knows that cro-magnan man invented filoux pastry.

And Neanderthals invented ginger hair. Meet Wilma...



I think I'll have Betty, thanks...

[SunburnedCactus]

Fan of the older lady are we?

[leah]

why does lyle's golden syrup in a tin taste like the tin? other tinned things don't taste like the tin they're in (apart from some canned lager which tastes like the can).

and, in case anyone has ever wondered, here is the explanation about the lion and bees on the lyle's tin.

[Sperge]

Fan of the older lady are we?

Betty Rubble was the pretty, demure wife in the Flintstones, while Wilma Flintstone was the nagging old boot. Bit of a no-contest really.

As for me, I tend to be a fan of the younger lady. But not quite as young as some of those that baldmosher posted in the countdown thread.

[ferg]

racist

[Sperge]

racist

Oh come on, Ferg, look at her. You'd need some serious beer goggles, now wouldn't you?

And if it's any comfort, the idea that Neanderthals disappeared because Homo Sapiens were 'smarter' is pretty much discredited now: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2008/ ... eed=uknews

[baldmosher]

Betty Rubble is manifested in modern day as Dominick Destruction.

Every 6 year old's fantasy right there.

Betty was hideously miscast in The Flintstones Movie.

[SunburnedCactus]

Betty Rubble is manifested in modern day as Dominick Destruction.

Every 6 year old's fantasy right there.

Betty was hideously miscast in The Flintstones Movie.

This Dominick Destruction? Doesn't exactly seem suitable for 6 year olds...

[Sperge]

Betty Rubble is manifested in modern day as Dominick Destruction.

Every 6 year old's fantasy right there.

Betty was hideously miscast in The Flintstones Movie.

This Dominick Destruction? Doesn't exactly seem suitable for 6 year olds...

Yep, that's her. And she's a Sunday school teacher, don'tcha know?

[SunburnedCactus]

Sure and I'm the president of Uruguay.

[WaveyRaveyDavey]

Sure and I'm the president of Uruguay.

'Viva el Presidente!'

[Sperge]

Sure and I'm the president of Uruguay.

Well, the girl in the pic is definitely our Dominick, she's quite a kinky lass.

I might have made up the Sunday School bit though.

[SunburnedCactus]

Oh I seeeee, she's a person on this board. Thought it was just a very random namedrop.

[k3str3l]

back to the topic, porrige rules!! bought some today infact,all about the slow energy release!

[tavdy79]

Porridge with maple syrup.

Porridge with honey and whisky.

Porridge with goat's milk.


Mmmmm

[baldmosher]

This Dominick Destruction? Doesn't exactly seem suitable for 6 year olds...

You're obviously out of touch with the youth of today.

Well, the girl in the pic is definitely our Dominick, she's quite a kinky lass.

You are not your fucking khakis.

[SunburnedCactus]

Pfft you disappear for like 2 years and suddenly everything is different. What's that all about?

As for porridge, it takes too long to make. And then once it's made it is too damn hot to eat. I like my breakfast like my lovin' - hard and fast.

[baldmosher]

As for porridge, it takes too long to make. And then once it's made it is too damn hot to eat. I like my breakfast like my lovin' - hard and fast.

half cup of oats
1 cup of milk

microwave for 99 secs

stir

microwave for 66 secs

leave it alone for 5 mins

add syrup and eat!

I suppose you need to leave it for longer if you like it hard so maybe that's why you don't like it

[Beatmonkey]

Takes 3 mins on the hob if you get the right oats. 2 mins to cool down. Sorted.

[baldmosher]

Takes 3 mins on the hob if you get the right oats. 2 mins to cool down. Sorted.

plus 15 mins to soak the dried oats off the pan

microwaved porridge ftw.