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Re: Porridge

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 30 Sep 2008, 16:00

SunburnedCactus wrote:Sure and I'm the president of Uruguay.


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Re: Porridge

Postby PaulX » 30 Sep 2008, 17:07

SunburnedCactus wrote:Sure and I'm the president of Uruguay.

Well, the girl in the pic is definitely our Dominick, she's quite a kinky lass.

I might have made up the Sunday School bit though. :whistle:
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Re: Porridge

Postby SunburnedCactus » 30 Sep 2008, 18:40

Oh I seeeee, she's a person on this board. Thought it was just a very random namedrop.
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Re: Porridge

Postby k3str3l » 30 Sep 2008, 22:40

back to the topic, porrige rules!! bought some today infact,all about the slow energy release!
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Re: Porridge

Postby tavdy79 » 30 Sep 2008, 23:02

Porridge with maple syrup.

Porridge with honey and whisky.

Porridge with goat's milk.


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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 01 Oct 2008, 12:56

SunburnedCactus wrote:This Dominick Destruction? Doesn't exactly seem suitable for 6 year olds...

You're obviously out of touch with the youth of today.

Sperge wrote:Well, the girl in the pic is definitely our Dominick, she's quite a kinky lass.

You are not your fucking khakis.
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Re: Porridge

Postby SunburnedCactus » 01 Oct 2008, 15:11

Pfft you disappear for like 2 years and suddenly everything is different. What's that all about?

As for porridge, it takes too long to make. And then once it's made it is too damn hot to eat. I like my breakfast like my lovin' - hard and fast. :biggrin:
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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 01 Oct 2008, 16:16

SunburnedCactus wrote:As for porridge, it takes too long to make. And then once it's made it is too damn hot to eat. I like my breakfast like my lovin' - hard and fast. :biggrin:

half cup of oats
1 cup of milk

microwave for 99 secs

stir

microwave for 66 secs

leave it alone for 5 mins

add syrup and eat!

I suppose you need to leave it for longer if you like it hard so maybe that's why you don't like it :wink:
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Re: Porridge

Postby Beatmonkey » 01 Oct 2008, 16:20

Takes 3 mins on the hob if you get the right oats. 2 mins to cool down. Sorted.
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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 01 Oct 2008, 16:23

Beatmonkey wrote:Takes 3 mins on the hob if you get the right oats. 2 mins to cool down. Sorted.

plus 15 mins to soak the dried oats off the pan :wink:

microwaved porridge ftw.
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