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Re: Porridge

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 30 Sep 2008, 17:00

SunburnedCactus wrote:Sure and I'm the president of Uruguay.


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Re: Porridge

Postby Sperge » 30 Sep 2008, 18:07

SunburnedCactus wrote:Sure and I'm the president of Uruguay.

Well, the girl in the pic is definitely our Dominick, she's quite a kinky lass.

I might have made up the Sunday School bit though. :whistle:
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Re: Porridge

Postby SunburnedCactus » 30 Sep 2008, 19:40

Oh I seeeee, she's a person on this board. Thought it was just a very random namedrop.
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Re: Porridge

Postby k3str3l » 30 Sep 2008, 23:40

back to the topic, porrige rules!! bought some today infact,all about the slow energy release!
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Re: Porridge

Postby tavdy79 » 01 Oct 2008, 00:02

Porridge with maple syrup.

Porridge with honey and whisky.

Porridge with goat's milk.


Mmmmm
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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 01 Oct 2008, 13:56

SunburnedCactus wrote:This Dominick Destruction? Doesn't exactly seem suitable for 6 year olds...

You're obviously out of touch with the youth of today.

Sperge wrote:Well, the girl in the pic is definitely our Dominick, she's quite a kinky lass.

You are not your fucking khakis.
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Re: Porridge

Postby SunburnedCactus » 01 Oct 2008, 16:11

Pfft you disappear for like 2 years and suddenly everything is different. What's that all about?

As for porridge, it takes too long to make. And then once it's made it is too damn hot to eat. I like my breakfast like my lovin' - hard and fast. :biggrin:
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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 01 Oct 2008, 17:16

SunburnedCactus wrote:As for porridge, it takes too long to make. And then once it's made it is too damn hot to eat. I like my breakfast like my lovin' - hard and fast. :biggrin:

half cup of oats
1 cup of milk

microwave for 99 secs

stir

microwave for 66 secs

leave it alone for 5 mins

add syrup and eat!

I suppose you need to leave it for longer if you like it hard so maybe that's why you don't like it :wink:
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Re: Porridge

Postby Beatmonkey » 01 Oct 2008, 17:20

Takes 3 mins on the hob if you get the right oats. 2 mins to cool down. Sorted.
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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 01 Oct 2008, 17:23

Beatmonkey wrote:Takes 3 mins on the hob if you get the right oats. 2 mins to cool down. Sorted.

plus 15 mins to soak the dried oats off the pan :wink:

microwaved porridge ftw.
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Re: Porridge

Postby Beatmonkey » 01 Oct 2008, 17:24

baldmosher wrote:
Beatmonkey wrote:Takes 3 mins on the hob if you get the right oats. 2 mins to cool down. Sorted.

plus 15 mins to soak the dried oats off the pan :wink:

microwaved porridge ftw.


Fill it with water and leave it untill you return from work, comes off pretty easy if you've never let it dry out.
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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 01 Oct 2008, 17:39

Leaving metal or non-stick pans with water in them for extended periods will damage the surface. :nono:
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Re: Porridge

Postby tavdy79 » 01 Oct 2008, 22:18

Soak the oats overnight - the porridge turns out less lumpy.

Oh, and hob-top oats are the way to go.
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Re: Porridge

Postby leah » 01 Oct 2008, 22:53

first porridge of the season this a.m. :thup: hob style. with syrup. thanks to beatmonkey for the timely reminder of this quality breakfast :)

baldmosher wrote:Leaving metal or non-stick pans with water in them for extended periods will damage the surface. :nono:

our stainless steel pans get this treatment all the time. is it more damaging than cooking in them? with hot water? and maybe even salt? (like when boiling pasta). or making a reduced tomato sauce? i'm no chemist but i would have thought that hot and salt/acidity would be worse than cold water and oat goo all day.

and since you are the chemistry bod around here, can you explain why golden syrup tastes like the tin? this has been bugging me for years...
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Re: Porridge

Postby Sperge » 01 Oct 2008, 22:58

Have you eaten any tin, leah? If not, what makes you so certain that the syrup "tastes like the tin"?
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Re: Porridge

Postby leah » 01 Oct 2008, 23:07

well, it tastes very metallic in a way that syrup in a jar doesn't. imo :D
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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 02 Oct 2008, 10:44

Sperge wrote:Have you eaten any tin, leah? If not, what makes you so certain that the syrup "tastes like the tin"?

Tins/Cans aren't made from tin and haven't been for years. Nowadays they're almost always steel. Tin taints the flavour but is also poisonous, but it does last longer than steel in damp environments as it doesn't rust. If the can does contain tin, it'll be lined internally with plastic to protect the food.

Anyway, Leah's right, all metallic containers do taint the flavour which is why you should never store food wrapped in tin foil (which is made from aluminium, slightly less poisonous but a lot cheaper than tin). Also why the Chinese use wooden cutlery/utensils.

Next time your syrup can is almost empty, use a spoon to scrape it out and lick the spoon, you'll soon see what she means. It's foul.
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Re: Porridge

Postby Sperge » 02 Oct 2008, 11:08

Most containers seem to have some influence on the flavour. Beer drunk out of a plastic container tastes very different to beer drunk out of a glass, for example.

In the case of Lyle's Golden Syrup, I've only ever known it from a tin and haven't had it anyway since I was a child, so I wasn't sure if they sold it in other containers these days. So I haven't really had a basis for comparison, which is why I was curious about why Leah felt the container influenced the flavour.

Regarding the use of tin in cans: close, but no cigar. Food cans are mostly steel these days but they are still plated with tin. This layer of tin is much thinner these days however:
http://www.doitpoms.ac.uk/tlplib/recycl ... n_cans.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_can

And while those cans usually do have a plastic lining, that in itself may be harmful: http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_q ... _n14109421

There has been a growing use of aluminium cans, of course, but in my experience these are usually drinks cans.
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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 02 Oct 2008, 11:39

I love this forum, I just have to throw a maggot into the air and Sperge builds a rod, attaches the line and threads the hook, catches the maggot as it's falling, shoves it on the hook, throws it out into the river, lands a prime carp and presents it perfectly steamed on a bed of vegetables.

Thoroughly educational, and without any of the legwork! :thup:
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Re: Porridge

Postby Sperge » 02 Oct 2008, 11:44

Christ, the lengths you go to, just to get the last word. :roll:

Funny how you often come out with the "I was trolling" line when you're shown to be bullshitting too. ;)
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Re: Porridge

Postby tavdy79 » 03 Oct 2008, 12:01

True, but at least he's amusing.
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Re: Porridge

Postby Beatmonkey » 03 Oct 2008, 12:59

Golden syrup comes in those rectangular plastic bottles with a handle on top. 5 litres I think but I might be wrong. It's a very silly amount of golden syrup anyway.

Edit: I dunno if it tastes any differnt... I stay away from it, I'm slightly scared that I'll eat a bit and not stop :?
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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 03 Oct 2008, 13:00

Beatmonkey wrote:Golden syrup comes in those rectangular plastic bottles with a handle on top. 5 litres I think but I might be wrong. It's a very silly amount of golden syrup anyway.

Edit: I dunno if it tastes any differnt... I stay away from it, I'm slightly scared that I'll eat a bit and not stop :?

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Re: Porridge

Postby Beatmonkey » 03 Oct 2008, 13:06

baldmosher wrote:Leaving metal or non-stick pans with water in them for extended periods will damage the surface. :nono:


Fuck it, it's a cheap old pan relegated to boiling milk and makeing porridge.
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Re: Porridge

Postby SunburnedCactus » 03 Oct 2008, 13:21

Frosties and a banana is the breakfast of champions.
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