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Re: Porridge

Postby tavdy79 » 03 Oct 2008, 11:01

True, but at least he's amusing.
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Re: Porridge

Postby Beatmonkey » 03 Oct 2008, 11:59

Golden syrup comes in those rectangular plastic bottles with a handle on top. 5 litres I think but I might be wrong. It's a very silly amount of golden syrup anyway.

Edit: I dunno if it tastes any differnt... I stay away from it, I'm slightly scared that I'll eat a bit and not stop :?
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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 03 Oct 2008, 12:00

Beatmonkey wrote:Golden syrup comes in those rectangular plastic bottles with a handle on top. 5 litres I think but I might be wrong. It's a very silly amount of golden syrup anyway.

Edit: I dunno if it tastes any differnt... I stay away from it, I'm slightly scared that I'll eat a bit and not stop :?

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Re: Porridge

Postby Beatmonkey » 03 Oct 2008, 12:06

baldmosher wrote:Leaving metal or non-stick pans with water in them for extended periods will damage the surface. :nono:


Fuck it, it's a cheap old pan relegated to boiling milk and makeing porridge.
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Re: Porridge

Postby SunburnedCactus » 03 Oct 2008, 12:21

Frosties and a banana is the breakfast of champions.
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Re: Porridge

Postby leah » 03 Oct 2008, 23:18

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Re: Porridge

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 06 Oct 2008, 12:52

I can't see what all the Porridge/Museli debate is all about!

Surely Porridge is just dressed down Museli hotted up!

(And remember, like revenge, Museli is a dish best served cold....) :?
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Re: Porridge

Postby Beatmonkey » 07 Oct 2008, 16:13

Fuck musli and everything it stands for.
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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 07 Oct 2008, 16:15

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Re: Porridge

Postby PaulX » 07 Oct 2008, 16:32

tavdy79 wrote:True, but at least he's amusing.

Which is more than can be said for all those copy-and-paste 'jokes' that you inflict on us. So I'm not sure I can trust your judgement on what's amusing. :whistle:

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this thread is too much :haha:

Speaking of which, I seem to remember the real purists putting salt in their porridge rather than sugar or syrup. :?
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