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Postby Beatmonkey » 18 Sep 2008, 14:22

I've just deiscoverd how good porridge is after years of ignoreing it. But made with milk, sugar and honey porridge is one of the best breakfasts you can get, keeps you feeling full for fucking agers as well. Any other fans out there?
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Re: Porridge

Postby ferg » 18 Sep 2008, 14:28

never stir another guys porridge
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Re: Porridge

Postby laurennoodles » 18 Sep 2008, 14:52

i love porridge. it fills you up so good!
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Re: Porridge

Postby megadaisy » 18 Sep 2008, 15:22

it reduces your cholestorol too
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Re: Porridge

Postby WaveyRaveyDavey » 18 Sep 2008, 15:51

I can (and have) lived on it!

Don't add sugar tho' - honey or dried fruit (currants, raisins etc.) for sweeetness!
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Re: Porridge

Postby Sperge » 18 Sep 2008, 18:09

Damn. I thought this was going to be about the classic comedy series. :(

I guess Calla will be along shortly to tell us all how crap porridge is...
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Re: Porridge

Postby leah » 18 Sep 2008, 18:42

"The halesome parritch, chief of Scotia’s food"
(from The Cotter's Saturday Night by Robert Burns)

for me it's got to be made with milk and with golden syrup drizzled over the top... yum!
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Re: Porridge

Postby Efflux » 18 Sep 2008, 21:51

Sperge wrote:Damn. I thought this was going to be about the classic comedy series. :(

I guess Calla will be along shortly to tell us all how crap porridge is...

So was I, porridge the program is awesome. Ronnie Barker is genius.
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Re: Porridge

Postby laurennoodles » 19 Sep 2008, 00:27

and it has to be Scotts Porridge Oats. If not just because i like to see a sexy man in a kilt first thing in the morning :whistle:

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Re: Porridge

Postby Five Alive » 19 Sep 2008, 07:45

Porridge :thup:

Al ike with a very snall drizzle of golden syrup . Y U M M Y .
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Re: Porridge

Postby festival jacs » 19 Sep 2008, 13:29

Not really my thing, a bit plain. I'm into muesli and yoghurt, I add my own chopped fruit (dried fruit is sweetened!) and sunflower and flax seeds. It's the best breakfast in the world!
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Re: Porridge

Postby Jemo » 21 Sep 2008, 11:22

Porridge then mash A banana in it!

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Re: Porridge

Postby Sperge » 21 Sep 2008, 12:27

Don't stir another man's porridge with your banana! :sick:
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Re: Porridge

Postby thecure4eva » 21 Sep 2008, 18:51

I've got a Chinese restaurant menu with duck porridge, pork & preserved egg porrige and fish or beef or chicken porrige?!?!?!?! Havn't had the courage to order any of them. Any ideas wtf they are/are like?
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Re: Porridge

Postby xkejjer » 21 Sep 2008, 23:17

its fucking horrible, if you serve porridge at any mediterranean restaurant in any mediterranean country you'll get projectile vomiting on the waiter's sorry face as tips. thats not food, for fuck's sake. we're used to succulent rabbit in wine sauce, fillets of beef in pepper sauce, buttered duck and that kind of shit, not porridge. yuck.

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Re: Porridge

Postby baldmosher » 22 Sep 2008, 10:08

festival jacs wrote:I'm into muesli and yoghurt, I add my own chopped fruit (dried fruit is sweetened!) and sunflower and flax seeds. It's the best breakfast in the world!

I like 1 Weetabix/Oatibix, upright, with muesli stabiliser, fruit'n'fibre on top of that, then crunchy nut corn flakes as a topping. Ingredients can be interchanged with coco pops, chocolate corn flakes, bran flakes, honey hoops, whatever. Sometimes I even put mixed seeds and hawaiian fruit mix on top of that lot for extra fibre.

Still can't beat a massive bowl of porage with a tablespoon of golden syrup to keep you full, happy and warm all morning in the cold months. Oh and anyone who adds water to their porage is wrong.

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Re: Porridge

Postby leah » 22 Sep 2008, 10:14

xkejjer wrote:its fucking horrible, if you serve porridge at any mediterranean restaurant in any mediterranean country you'll get projectile vomiting on the waiter's sorry face as tips. thats not food, for fuck's sake.

how very rude...
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Re: Porridge

Postby Beatmonkey » 22 Sep 2008, 11:41

xkejjer wrote:its fucking horrible, if you serve porridge at any mediterranean restaurant in any mediterranean country you'll get projectile vomiting on the waiter's sorry face as tips. thats not food, for fuck's sake. we're used to succulent rabbit in wine sauce, fillets of beef in pepper sauce, buttered duck and that kind of shit, not porridge. yuck.

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Well luckily porridge isn't restaurant food then isn't it. It's a fuck load of stodge full of goodness that keeps you full for fucking agers with the better kinds of energy. It isn't attempting to be fine dineing that would just be silly.
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Re: Porridge

Postby xkejjer » 23 Sep 2008, 12:37

it's good yeah, but for your body only, i'm talking taste wise. taste wise its in the lower echelons of the taste scale, and that is all that matters in food.
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Re: Porridge

Postby ferg » 23 Sep 2008, 15:24

i think you might find yourself in the lower echelons of subjectivity my friend
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