Searches / Camping area

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Re: Searches / Camping area

Postby Sterny » 12 Jun 2012, 18:27

In 7 years of going that has never happened to me, that doesn't mean it wont happen to you though!
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Re: Searches / Camping area

Postby Jake Burns » 12 Jun 2012, 18:42

I've had a few "searches" at smaller festivals that have consisted of

"anything you shouldnt have, lads?"
"no"
"in you go then and have a great time"
"cheers"

which is as it should be really.
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Re: How smooth is getting into the Glade site?

Postby Jake Burns » 12 Jun 2012, 19:17

baldmosher wrote:Contraband is basically as follows but down to security discretion:

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ANY metal utensils/cutlery


seriously? never even crossed my mind my metal spoon & swiss army knife were a no no
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Re: Searches / Camping area

Postby MN3205 » 12 Jun 2012, 19:18

No swiss army knives? But we're camping, we're going to need them?

Is the rule NOTHING SHARP WHATSOEVER or is a 1" retractable blade going to get taken off me?
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Re: Searches / Camping area

Postby Sterny » 12 Jun 2012, 19:26

I'm bringing my penknife but only so I can stab people
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Re: Searches / Camping area

Postby baldmosher » 12 Jun 2012, 22:08

Sterny wrote:I'm bringing my penknife but only so I can stab people

This makes me laugh every time I read it, and I've read it three times in succession

If I were security and found someone with a pen knife, I'd confiscate it! As a wise man once said to me at a free party, "why on earth have you brought swords to a free party?"
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Re: Searches / Camping area

Postby Jake Burns » 12 Jun 2012, 22:20

baldmosher wrote:
Sterny wrote:I'm bringing my penknife but only so I can stab people

This makes me laugh every time I read it, and I've read it three times in succession

If I were security and found someone with a pen knife, I'd confiscate it! As a wise man once said to me at a free party, "why on earth have you brought swords to a free party?"


bit of a difference between going on a munter massacre sword rampage and having an all purpose camping implement
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Re: Searches / Camping area

Postby PaulX » 12 Jun 2012, 22:21

baldmosher wrote:If I were security and found someone with a pen knife, I'd confiscate it! As a wise man once said to me at a free party, "why on earth have you brought swords to a free party?"


Did you stab him?
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Re: Searches / Camping area

Postby baldmosher » 12 Jun 2012, 22:26

It wasn't so much a stab as cut in half.
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Re: Searches / Camping area

Postby baldmosher » 12 Jun 2012, 22:27

PS this thread has gradually become the ultimate bible of what great things you can try to get past security.
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