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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby aby on 28 Jul 2008, 11:57

even when I was trying to sleep the random campsite shouting was making me chuckle, I must have a basic sense of humour then :oops: :lol:

This must be the lady everyone's talking about

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It was like a car crash though we were thinking "SHIT she is going to fall" but couldn't look away :|

No harm done though eh.
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby Twist on 28 Jul 2008, 12:16

I generally find the campsite shouting and silliness hilarious, maybe I'm immature. And I'm 25. *shrug*
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby joe_techno on 28 Jul 2008, 12:20

Twist wrote:I generally find the campsite shouting and silliness hilarious, maybe I'm immature. And I'm 25. *shrug*


yeh i'd have to agree, i'm a fairly big fan of the sillyness. did anyone join in with the shouting of 'akabussi' on the sunday. haahaha, amazing. :P
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby baldmosher on 30 Jul 2008, 02:08

If anyone would like to 100% guarantee a good night's sleep next year, may I recommend you hunt me down on Thursday and speak to me about ensuring a good night's sleep.

That is all I will say on the matter :fear:
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby leah on 31 Jul 2008, 01:07

rohypnol brownies? yum!
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby pd2h on 31 Jul 2008, 08:56

Valium vol-au-vonts mmm sleep!!
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby bongobil1 on 31 Jul 2008, 12:12

banning under 25's wont help i'll be 25 next year and im a complete cock :)
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby joe_techno on 31 Jul 2008, 12:14

bongobil1 wrote:banning under 25's wont help i'll be 25 next year and im a complete cock :)


hahaha
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby Beatmonkey on 31 Jul 2008, 18:22

aby wrote:even when I was trying to sleep the random campsite shouting was making me chuckle, I must have a basic sense of humour then :oops: :lol:

This must be the lady everyone's talking about



It was like a car crash though we were thinking "SHIT she is going to fall" but couldn't look away :|

No harm done though eh.


Nice pic. I dunno what everyones complaining about to be fair, people climbed those poles last year and without any decent cause to back it up, at least this women had a cause. And to all of those people who didn't have a clue what the flag was, WAKE THE FUCK UP.
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby 9preciousGems on 01 Aug 2008, 10:37

she cant wank, she's a woman.
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby leah on 01 Aug 2008, 10:50

really?
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby Beatmonkey on 01 Aug 2008, 12:57

Yea isn't wank just slang for masturbate, which women can and frequently do (or in my head anyway) enjoy doing.
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby 9preciousGems on 01 Aug 2008, 13:39

then what's the wanker sign all about then?

cant see many women gaining much satisfaction from making that hand movement down there..
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby Beatmonkey on 01 Aug 2008, 13:41

9preciousGems wrote:then what's the wanker sign all about then?

cant see many women gaining much satisfaction from making that hand movement down there..



Maybe they pinch their clit between thumb and forefinger, could be pleasurable to those s&m types.
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby buzzingtalk on 01 Aug 2008, 13:46

i could say something fucking putrid and vile right here BUT YA KNOW WHAT,

im not going to say it ;)
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby Beatmonkey on 01 Aug 2008, 13:48

buzzingtalk wrote:i could say something fucking putrid and vile right here BUT YA KNOW WHAT,

im not going to say it ;)


That might just be the first time ever you've held yourself back from makeing a sick comment, I would say well done but it's a worrying trend, please try to return to your normal self as soon as possible.

Was it to do with fisting?
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby 9preciousGems on 01 Aug 2008, 13:51

even if it was fisting then the term is fister and not wanker
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby baldmosher on 01 Aug 2008, 14:28

9preciousGems wrote:even if it was fisting then the term is fister and not wanker

I'd certainly fist myself if I had a vagina (and, I would hope, smaller hands, and nice tits to squeeze)
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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby ouzodave on 02 Aug 2008, 18:38

baldmosher wrote:
9preciousGems wrote:even if it was fisting then the term is fister and not wanker

I'd certainly fist myself if I had a vagina (and, I would hope, smaller hands, and nice tits to squeeze)


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Re: Unbelievable wanker

Postby ouzodave on 02 Aug 2008, 18:40

p.s Whilst inserting two fingers into the ladies front bum a half finger into the said ladies rectum is not gay.
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