In London, on Worship St to be precise... And I saw this long, dreadlocked dude when I thought to myself "Holy shit! Maybe he went to Glade!?!?!"
Then I thought "No, I'm just being stereotypical, he's probably just some random hippie..."
Defiantly, though, I kept my eye out for his right hand (As I was walking on his left side) then lo and behold I caught sight of a brand new Glade band!
I tapped this fellow on his shoulder, flashed him my cockI MEAN WRISTBAND and shook his hand, asking "Hey man! Did you have a good festival!?"
He was all like "Yeah man! It was my first year!"
"Splendid!" I said, feeling somewhat awkward at this point. "Anyway" I said, because I was outside my office at this point, "Have a great day!"
It was a beautiful moment
Three million years later an apple tree grew on that very spot.



