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Re: Searches / Camping area

PostPosted: 13 Jun 2012, 07:35
by CunningStunt
Jake Burns wrote:
fletcher wrote:
Lets swap photos on monday! All the cool stuff we got into Glade :D


Danny Baker once did a phone in on what stuff people had got into football grounds.. some guy went to a Bury match straight from work, as a chef, with a full set of chef's knives. When questioned by security - he just explained he was on his way back from work - and was waived in...

:?



Yeah there's a rule that if it's to do with your occupation then they usually let you get away with it. I've been told this many of times as I always carry quite a substantial Swiss army knife in my handbag, I try to remember to take it out when i'm going clubbing but it's never been found on searches (I've no idea how)

Re: Searches / Camping area

PostPosted: 13 Jun 2012, 09:24
by bimblesnapper
Sterny wrote:If you put a large inflatable butt plug at the top of your bag their unlikely to want to delve any deeper!


I am very tempted to buy a buttplug just to take in to take a picture/see the security guards' faces :D

Re: Searches / Camping area

PostPosted: 13 Jun 2012, 09:31
by rarefog
I'd love it if everyone did this, I can just imagine the conversations during security tea break!

"What?! You found a butt plug too??"

Re: Searches / Camping area

PostPosted: 13 Jun 2012, 09:39
by bimblesnapper
RIght, that's decided it. I'm off to the 'special' shop at lunch time :D

Re: Searches / Camping area

PostPosted: 13 Jun 2012, 16:21
by TinyDancer14
are sniffer dogs looking for mushies or is it just...an almost legal vegetable?

Re: Searches / Camping area

PostPosted: 13 Jun 2012, 16:44
by baldmosher
I would be incredibly surprised if the police wasted thousands training dogs to sniff out mushrooms rather than cocaine, heroin, cannabis and ecstasy, not to mention bombs. I guess there might be one specialist dog somewhere but I bet he spends his time laughing at the melty wall

Re: Searches / Camping area

PostPosted: 13 Jun 2012, 16:46
by MN3205
TinyDancer14 wrote:are sniffer dogs looking for mushies or is it just...an almost legal vegetable?


The sorts of dogs you get at festivals are the ones that didn't pass their doggy sniffing exams usually, so the main thing they're looking for is nervous teenagers looking repeatedly at one of their pockets every time the dog goes past

Re: Searches / Camping area

PostPosted: 13 Jun 2012, 16:47
by baldmosher
:D

tell that to the poor sods who go to Bestival who are faced with a line of Gestapo.

Re: Searches / Camping area

PostPosted: 13 Jun 2012, 17:00
by demetzy
Sterny wrote:If you put a large inflatable butt plug at the top of your bag their unlikely to want to delve any deeper!


A security gaurd in Glade once opended my bag and saw a box of tampon and went 'ahh womens things' and left my bag alone- I suggest filling tampons full of crack, smack, fireworks and small but deadly knifes!!!
:D :D :D

Re: Searches / Camping area

PostPosted: 13 Jun 2012, 17:05
by MN3205
baldmosher wrote::D

tell that to the poor sods who go to Bestival who are faced with a line of Gestapo.


What is it with Bestival? It has one hell of a reputation for the security.